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    Dick can cook. It’s just that he’s not liable to do so for himself. His siblings, though? Absolutely.

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    10 May 2026

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    Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi, Jin Ling, and Ouyang Zizhen listened attentively as Wei Wuxian explained his newest invention: a way to send memories to the past. Satisfied that he dealt with all possible paradoxes and running on -2 hours of sleep, he didn't make note of his sons' frankly concerning expressions.

    "We could change everything!" they shouted simultaneously.

    For better or worse, only time will tell.

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    29 Oct 2024

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    “What have you done!?” thundered a voice Wei Wuxian had, frankly speaking, never wanted to hear again.
    “Old man Lan?” Wei Wuxian blurted out, staring at the aged face of his former teacher.

    At the back of his mind, Wei Wuxian remembered the cut of his robes, that he wasn’t dressed like a widow at all, but like a Lan.

    Lan Qiren looked around, his gaze stuck somewhere above Wei Wuxian’s head, most likely the half-ruined summoning array behind him – fucking stupid, Wei Wuxian should’ve gotten rid of it immediately. Just why did it have to be a Lan summoning him, why Lan Qiren his visitor at the door? Wasn’t death enough punishment?

    “Wei Wuxian?” Lan Qiren asked wearily.

    Or, Wei Wuxian is summoned back to life in the Cloud Recesses. Unfortunately, the person to find him is Lan Qiren, forcing the unlikely duo to work together to keep the circumstances Wei Wuxian's return undiscovered.

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    29 Jul 2024

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    Xie Lian wishes E-ming and Ruoye had human forms.

    Hua Cheng has an idea.

    If the first time was a bit slow, it was probably Hua Cheng’s fault. He kept teasing; how could he hold back?
    “Gege,” he said lazily, raising his head to peek over his chest. “It’s not difficult. Just think of me as your favorite concubine.”

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    20 Aug 2022

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    Izuku Midoriya was 4 when he learned that not all men are created equal
    Hitoshi Shinsou was 5 when he learned that not all men are created equal.
    Shouto Todoroki was 6 when he learned that not all men are created equal.
    Katsuki Bakugou was 7 when he learned that not all men are created equal.
    Momo Yaoyorozu was 8 when she learned that not all men are created equal.
    All children learn it at one point or another, but the Midoriya children are different. This fact of life hit them harder than most, but do you know what sets them apart?
    They did something about it.

    Alternatively: The story of how Inko Midoriya ends up with 15 vigilante children, 3 young kids, 3 older kids, 2 hero kid-in-laws, a husband that lights things on fire when he sneezes, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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    12 Jun 2022