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What to Expect When You're Exceptional by CopperCatbird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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“You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.
“Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”
Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.
“No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”
“Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”
Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.
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19 Sep 2026
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Harry has had to live his life with the curse of being overly well-endowed.
Draco has had to live his life with the curse of being hard to please.
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15 Sep 2026
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Salt by Fluffy_Underneath for captaindingdong (professorcockblock)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2026
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When a lead drops on Draco's desk revealing the whereabouts of one Harry James Potter – missing from public life for over fourteen years – he knows it's exactly the career-saving scoop he's been looking for.
As for why the saviour of Wizarding Britain has holed himself up on a tiny island in the Outer Hebrides, Draco has no idea.
But he's going to find out.
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Draco falls in love in Scotland.
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03 Sep 2026
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Potter and Malfoy have been sending each other letters for twelve years.
They kept it a secret.
Now, the truth is out, and both of them have to deal with the consequences.- Language:
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20 May 2026
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Harry doesn't follow routines. However, meeting Draco Malfoy every morning in the Ministry of Magic's elevator is something he will never change.
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05 Apr 2026