SeaPurslane_Camellias
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08:29pm… August 15th 2038 by SeaPurslane_Camellias
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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There is a fish on the floor beside it. A fish tank above. Dwarf Gourami, Trichogaster Lallus - Origin: Ganges Delta, India.
Or: A literal actual beat-for-beat, 20% literal actual word-for-word recount of The Hostage.
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Oh for- “I didn’t mean it like that!” Mira drawled, frustrated. Why would she mean it like that?
Rumi scoffed, and they turned their attentions to each other. “Really?” Rumi’s voice was mocking. If Mira had her wits about her, she wouldn’t be ignoring the starkly broken heart behind it, “how did you mean it?”
Or: so I don’t think they should have finished the Honmoon and trapped the demons behind it. And no one talks about it. Uh. I think they should talk about it
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Chalk and Cheese by SeaPurslane_Camellias
Fandoms: Outer Banks (TV), Endeavour (TV), Inspector Morse & Related Fandoms
30 Aug 2025
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Some other sod could manage some odd jobs. There was never anything happening on Kildare, and he was currently walking beside the kid that caused most of it.
He smiled, gently, and JJ grinned back at him.
Or: Peter Jakes gets attached lowkey easy
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The stars were too bright.
He didn’t want to close the lid.
He didn’t want to be trapped. Again- all. Alone. In. The dark. Without air. Without light. Without-
And he-
He needed to see the stars.Or: Entirely self-indulgent whump for Spamton’s many puppety forms
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A Little Bit of Mmm Mm-Mm by SeaPurslane_Camellias
Fandoms: Matilda - Roald Dahl, Matilda the Musical - Minchin/Kelly
21 Jul 2025
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This wasn’t embarrassment, not really… even if…
“Please don’t stop”
It should be.
She had thrown up. It was terrifying, this was terror, forming in her stomach and growing, growing behind her eyes like a tumour and making her scratch and scratch and want to scream.
Or: Jennifer reflects on popping her cherry. With a girl.
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In a village on the edge of the world, two brothers feel ready enough to help protect it from the creatures that lurk on the far side of the Boundary, a place where even the laws of physics seem to break down... But their eagerness soon puts them in mortal danger.
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-Episodic: Each chapter is a small vignette into what one or more characters are up to (but, they all feed into one overarching story)
-Focus on procedure and how the technology works
-Most of the characters are late teens, and they get injured and hurt quite a lot
-The technology comes from different time periods, based on what I think is most interesting (no guns with bullets cause I think they're boring. All wireless communication is morse code, cause that's fun)
-The creatures don't act like normal animals/people
-Most of the characters don't immediately like each other----------------------
Taking a short break (a few weeks) to plan the next section, and then I'm back to writing
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14 Nov 2025
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the eye of the storm by virginianwolfsnake
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
17 Jul 2022
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more often than not, schisms happen in slow motion.
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02 Aug 2025
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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26 Jul 2025
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Sans Tumbles Through the Multiverse Headfirst by PapilioVolens
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
22 Jun 2025
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Sans has finally managed to fix the reset issue. It only required the deletion of a vital character. The barrier is broken, and time finally begins to move again. Recovery is slow, but Sans finds solace in his dreams. By the time he realizes his dreams of other universes are real, he has already grown attached to their residents. And then he's attacked at home and is thrust into the multiverse proper. He finds things very different from how he expected. His old friends don't recognize him, and some of them appear suspiciously older.
It doesn't take long before Sans starts to suspect that he may have a larger role in the multiverse than he predicted.
I wanted more Classic adventures through the multiverse, so here's my contribution. And cause I'm me, I can't help but try to make a saga out of it.
Features Classic being Classic, strange multiversal mechanics, and a sleep-deprived author who 100% knows what they are doing
Important note: NOT on hiatus, just slow and life being a bitch XD
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- Part 1 of STTMH
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- English
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- 119,538
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- 28/?
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09 Apr 2025
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Take Me to Fucking Church by teyla
Fandoms: In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, The Thick of It (TV)
14 Jul 2017
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Having a relationship with Malcolm is difficult, difficult, lemon-difficult. So is growing up poor in Glasgow, being gay in the eighties, and rebranding a major political party. Jamie and Malcolm take a rough three decades to figure it all out, but in the end, it’s the journey that matters. Right?
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20 Nov 2024