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The Consort Takes A King by SharpestScalpel for 71tenseventeen
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
01 Jun 2020
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Sidney, the 87th Omega of the House of Lemieux, shall wed Evgeni, the exiled prince from the House of Malkin.
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Captain's log, personal. Stardate 4713.2. After a transporter accident during which an unknown bird-like creature beamed aboard the Enterprise, I find myself in new emotional circumstances. I can't bring myself to regret any of these events.
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Sometimes it takes an alien space goose to knock three men out of their too-isolated ways.
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Concept based on Boxstorm's Check, Please! AU:
"soulmate au where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. the difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose"
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A Person Has Control by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Would Watch Steve Hump A Mattress In A Heartbeat" and "Bucky Barnes Begins To Get His Groove Back. And By Groove I Mean Sex."
Bucky sleeps with Steve every night now. This has led to some...frustration.
In which Bucky Barnes takes a shower and takes care of a particularly stubborn erection - and reminds himself of an important lesson along the way.
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The Tip of His Tongue Like the Tips of His Fingers by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Gets A Manicure And His Man" and "Bucky Barnes: Have You Been Using My Hair Treament - No, I Can't Use A Line From O Brother, Where Art Thou? As A Title, Self."
Bucky has a lot of good days. But sometimes there is still stuff that throws him. He just doesn't understand why this time it's a little bottle of nail polish that he lifted from Tasha's apartment. This shouldn't be that big a deal. Except for how it's totally a big deal.
In which Bucky Barnes has a hard time but figures himself out anyway with the help of his friends because sometimes that's how life works best.
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The Dynamic Tension Between Your Mouth And Mine by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
19 May 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky's Second First Kiss" and "They Were Hard Times And Bad Things Happened But Bucky Is Much Better Now."
Bucky always kept himself busy when Steve was away at summer camp. It mostly went well until it didn't.
In which Bucky remembers and in which Bucky moves on from memories.
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Bucky Barnes, Mama's Boy (The Winifred Barnes And Sarah Rogers Show) by SharpestScalpel
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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13 Aug 2026
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“We, uh, Brian and I, that is. We decided to open up the relationship.”
“Okay?” Ilya says, voice flat. “What is that?”
Hollander shrugs. His posture has gone stiff again. “It. It means we’re still together, but we can also like...see other people. Or not see, because we’re not dating anyone else but, uh. Fuck. Fuck other people.”
Oh.
“And this is why you texted me?” Ilya asks.
In a way, it’s almost better. Hollander and his boyfriend breaking up and Ilya reaping the rewards would be enjoyable. Ilya having to work for that reward himself, getting the chance to fuck Hollander so good he forgets all about that loser who attached himself to him like a parasite before he was old enough to know better?
Well. Ilya loves a challenge.
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30 Jul 2026
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all around you, all the time by peculiarblue
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Mar 2026
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“I am out for the season?”
“Probably."
“Are you by any chance looking for a trophy husband?”
“Ilya.”
“Yes? No?”
“It’s one season, Ilya, we’re not—it’s bad because you’re hurting, not because—I’m not letting this fuck anything up for us, okay? We’ll figure something out,” Shane says, resolutely.
or, you know what they say about the best laid plans
ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike
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23 Jul 2026
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Rozanov cocks his head to the side curiously. “This is porn thing?”
“It isn’t a porn thing!”
“It feels different?” He asks, nosing along his throat. “For you?”
“I don’t know, but I don’t think so.” Psychologically, yes; physically, probably not. He hadn’t felt whatever Rozanov had clearly felt the moment the condom broke. “Though I think it’ll feel different for you. Maybe better.”
Rozanov pulls away until they can look each other in the eye.
“I always feel good with you.” It doesn’t feel like a compliment, but like he’s making a point. “You don’t need to do this for me.”
“I know. I want to do it.” Shane insists.
Shane and Ilya experiment. It's a success.
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22 Jul 2026
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Where We Can Be Honest by JennaLee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Mar 2026
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Ilya flopped onto the blanket next to Shane, dripping wet.
“So,” he said. “You like sexy role play, yes?”
Shane, who had just taken that moment to take a sip of ginger ale, promptly choked on it, spilling fizzy liquid all over his stomach and crotch.
“Jesus Christ,” he rasped, as Ilya laughed at him, the fucker. “Who starts a conversation like that?”
Shane and Ilya's intimacy at the cottage leads to some revelations that Shane had been repressing. Ilya is excited to give him exactly what he wants in every way.
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19 Jul 2026