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The Exoneration of Morgan Freeman (no, Not That One) by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
20 Dec 2023
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Morgan Freeman looked at Mercedes Oak-Garcia, who was just unfairly attractive for a woman who was so clearly out of her damn gourd, and then at Carol Wilson, who was even more repressed than her college girlfriend before meeting Jodie, and settled, finally, on Samantha Harker-Stampler. Practical braids, unflappable eyes, and she'd actually been at the range last night, tiny little 9mm in her smooth brown hands while Phyllis flapped her hands at Morgan in a panic.
"So, I'm going to shoot your father-in-law in the head. Are you okay with that?"
"With your bow?"
"With my bow. Her name is Dolly III. She can take down a grizzly bear, I think we can manage an old white dude."
"I'd say get in line, but I think you'll be better at it, so please, be my guest."
She knew there was a reason she'd liked Samantha.
or, Morgan deserved better, and I am determined to give it to her.
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Once, there were two Morozova sisters.
Once, there was an accident.
Once, there was magic done, and a gift given, but who will pay the price for it?
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- Part 3 of Sister, heart, darkness
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the female of the species is more deadly than the male by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV)
08 Jun 2021
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They come in pairs. The Darkling, the leader of the Second Army, Shadow Summoner and most terrifying man in Ravka, and his sister, whose eyes hide shadows just as deep, but in laughter that could almost be gentle, if you weren't looking at her eyes.
Mal knows those eyes, old and angry and terrible as they are. But the woman behind them? She knows him.
When Alina reveals who she always was to the world, and blood tells all, two childhood friends find themselves thrust into a world of intrigue, magic, and death, where one wrong move could mean the end for all of them.
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- Part 1 of Sister, heart, darkness
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"Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks." Song of Songs.
Alina is radiant, and here, and his.
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- Part 2 of Sister, heart, darkness
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There is nothing keeping Caleb awake but his thoughts, this night. Or, there was nothing keeping him awake, until he heard a voice in his mind.
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Desperation and anger in the night is not a good start, but then, what is?
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Of Plans, and Complications Thereof by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
03 Mar 2020
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You were not part of the plan.
Good.
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Harry Potter and the Founders' Box by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2019
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Harry Potter doesn't know anything about his family when people start to whisper that he's the Heir of Slytherin. That doesn't mean there's nothing to know. He goes looking for answers, and he gets them.
Everything else that happens... well, Harry Potter never had to be looking for trouble for it to find him.
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Everything leading up to the moment Ashara Dayne jumps from the Palestone Tower. Imprisonment, loss, lies... this is a tragedy, and no one tried to stop it.
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They won't come back from this. It has to be worth it, though. It must.
Or,
Jon Snow says goodbye to his family.
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What fire joins together... by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
07 Nov 2017
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None may tear asunder.
Or, the third wedding of Daenerys Targaryen.
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One Day (Is Now and Forever) by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
24 May 2017
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Rhaegar takes Lyanna to Dragonstone, not Dorne.
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After everything that happened, what they really need is a nap. Unfortunately, most of them aren't going to get that.
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Mortals burn so brightly.
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There are an infinite number of universes. In one, Clary Fray remembers she was raised mundane, and mundanes have been using DNA testing for years.
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Regina took a moment to have her panic attack while Tink was still with her instead of bottling it up and running back to the castle. Then she met Robin.
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Prince Barry has been on the run too long to keep falling in love at first sight. But it turns out even tragedy can't change a person's fundamental character, and his is meant to love.
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- Part 2 of Once Upon a Time
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She didn't look like her father, Barry thought, up until Michelle Snart looked at him.
In which Leonard Snart gets acquitted for a very good reason, people are really weird in the future about wearing leather and becoming vigilantes, and Barry Allen doesn't create Flashpoint.
Written for Coldflash Week Day Seven, Domestic.
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- Part 5 of Coldflash Week 2016
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When the streak interrupts a heist, Barry Allen is irritated that Len didn't just tell him he was working today.
Written for Coldflash Week Day 6, Dark Barry.
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- Part 4 of Coldflash Week 2016
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On Earth-20, there is no Flash.
Written for Coldflash week Day Four, Meta Len.
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- Part 3 of Coldflash Week 2016
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I'll Always Find Trouble (I'll Always Find You) by SimplexityJane
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014)
05 Dec 2016
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While on his way to his wedding to Princess Caitlin Snow, a much less intelligent thief steals Len's last gifts from his mother, rings meant to be exchanged at the ceremony. The thief? The banished Prince Bartholomew, wanted for treason.
Len really doesn't care about the treason. He's never going to see his mother again, and he needs those rings.
Written for Coldflash week Day Two, Fairy Tale AU.
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- Part 2 of Coldflash Week 2016
- Part 1 of Once Upon a Time