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Written for a prompt on motorskink: "Two people get their phones mixed up. One of them finds dozens of incriminating text drafts addressed to him in the other guy's phone that were never sent and were never intended to be sent." [x]
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It happens so fast that Chan could almost convince himself he’d hallucinated it.
Did Changbin really, unprovoked and with no forewarning, plant one on him in greeting?
Or: Changbin keeps kissing Chan in greeting, and he doesn't know what to do about it.
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Grunt Work by bowditch for ChimaeraKitten
Fandoms: The X-Files, Batman - All Media Types
29 May 2018
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Dana Scully returns from her vacation to find that Fox Mulder has acquired an intern.
The first problem is that he’s lying about who he is.
The second problem is that Mulder knows that and doesn’t seem to care.
Whatever his motive, young billionaires don’t just run around pretending to be interns for no reason, and that’s a case to solve in itself.
(Or, Bruce Wayne had to learn profiling from somebody— why not the best?)
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Isaac slides off his sunglasses and lays them on the table. “Roy. It’s just… are you alright, man?”
“Jesus fucking cocksucking christ,” Roy says heartily. “What’s it to you?”
Or: Roy is weird. Roy has been weird for months now, and someone’s got to do something about it. Isaac steps up.
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The universe sent Jamie a greeting card in the summer transfer window of 2035, when Ray Clarke was called up to the team from the Chelsea academy. Ray was 18 years old, with a chip on his shoulder and the passion of a hundred burning suns, eager to prove himself.
On his second day at Chelsea - when Jamie, as his captain, gently told him to cool it a bit with the aggression during training - Ray called him ‘granddad’.Snippets of Jamie’s career through Roy's eyes, Jamie's relationship with Roy, coming out, his last years as an active player, and the heralds of his retirement.
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- Part 1 of PG's RoyJamie Bingo 2024
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He’s not moving, not shying away or trying to get Roy off him, making no movement to break the grip on the front of his shirt, but he’s shaking. There’s a determined frown on his face, his hands are held with a tense deliberation at his sides, but Jamie is shaking.
Jamie is shaking, pretty fucking hard, as he repeats himself, saying, “I know you’re not gonna hurt me.”
Which is the moment that Roy has the sudden and horrifying thought that, fuck, he doesn’t believe that, does he, and he lets go like he’s been burnt.
[or, in this 3x02 episode tag, we're gonna reckon with the shouting and the hyperbolic threats aspect of jamie and roy's dynamic, trust, and how roy might feel a little differently about his own actions after things evolve]
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have you ever thought just maybe (you belong with me) by sanazyung
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
06 Dec 2023
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“Jamie. They want to have a season where the lead is openly bisexual, and they have men and women contestants. And they called me. Asking about you.”
“Holy shit,” Jamie breathed, steadying himself against his kitchen counter. “They want me to be the fucking Bachelor?”
or, jamie is the bachelor. roy is a contestant-but not by his own will. the world gets to watch them fall in love anyway.
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- Part 1 of bachelor nation
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After months of being away from his home away from home, Ted Lasso returns to AFC Richmond just before Christmas. Except, things are a little bit different than he remembered...
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Roy & Keeley have a conversation. About Jamie, mostly.
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'Keeley furrows her brow, reopening the lid of the envelope from where it’s been tucked in to keep whatever’s inside safe.
Inside isn’t an official application, it’s a letter. It reads:
'Dear Person in charge of Bake Off,
I’m applying for a place in the tent on behalf of my dad, his name’s Ted.'
or, the bake off au that absolutely no one asked for.
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- Part 1 of for biscuits? for love
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Jamie is NOT in a car crash. Roy is strangely upset about the fact. Colin is a good friend, but also tired.
Or, Roy Kent’s continued adventures in Emotions.
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Jamie looked up from the remains of his kebab and saw Roy’s eyebrows now drawn together with concern instead of anger. How could he explain he didn’t want Roy to think the new guy–and his old friend–was better than him? He couldn’t even quite explain it to himself. Jamie had never been a jealous person, which wasn’t always a good thing when girlfriends took his level of jealousy as his level of care. But why should he be jealous? He was Jamie fucking Tartt. If somebody didn’t want him, they could jog on, not his problem.
If Roy didn’t want him anymore, it would probably kill him. But he couldn’t exactly say that, could he?
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- Part 4 of Puppy Love
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Roy Kent's Long and Incredibly Fucking Irritating Coming Out Saga by chelicerata
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Oct 2023
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“Uncle Roy, are you and Jamie boyfriends?” Phoebe asks abruptly.
“Uh,” Roy says.
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dust off your highest hopes by Blackmustache for warriorhoneybee (WeAreStarless)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Oct 2022
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Jamie's birthday isn't shaping up to be anything special, but a surprise visitor turns it around. Spoiler alert: the visitor is Roy.
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When Keeley breaks up with Roy after his spontaneous plans to whisk her away to Marbella for the summer, he makes the trip by himself, intent on forgetting about the break up as best he can through as much booze, tapas, and sunshine as one person can manage during one miserable summer. The last thing he expects is for his car to break down during a road trip up the Spanish coast, where he finds none other than Jamie fucking Tartt - who fell off the face of the Earth after his stint on Lust Conquers All - working in a seaside bar.
Post-season 2 AU where, after getting kicked off of Lust Conquers All, Jamie decides not to return to England or football.
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5 Times Nobody Said Anything (And 1 Time Somebody Did) by pepperlandgirl4
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
16 Apr 2023
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Roy and Jamie are not as sneaky as they think they are.
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“You’re doing what?” Keeley asks, her voice tinny because Jamie put her on speaker. It’s a video call, but Roy can’t see her face, because he’s too busy standing ankle-deep in water and cursing.
“He said he’s fixing my pipes,” Jamie confides.
“Is that a euphemism?” Keeley asks.
It's not.
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Or: When Jamie's house gets flooded, Roy embarks on a mission to teach him some important life skills. For some reason, Jamie seems less than appreciative.
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Keeley blinks up at him. “You make breakfast for Jamie?”
“Not always,” Roy says. “After morning training. Sometimes.”
OR: sometimes you get distracted dating a venture capitalist for a couple of months and suddenly your ex-boyfriends are BFFs, and spend all day together and have sleepovers and text all day, and somehow it isn’t weird at all.
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“What if I don’t want to choose?” Keeley asked, even though she knew that was impossible. She would have to make a choice, even if it was to value her friendship with both over choosing either of them.
“What? Like date both of us at once until you figure it out?” Jamie asked.
Roy was staring at Jamie now. Or maybe glaring. It was hard to tell.
“What if I just want two boyfriends?” she asked.
She had meant it as a joke to try to lighten the mood. But as soon as the words left her mouth, she wanted to take them back.
They weren’t laughing. They didn’t look like they thought she was joking.
Set after season 3. Keeley doesn't know what to do about having feelings for both Roy and Jamie. They agree to her having separate relationships with each of them, but as time goes on the lines between Roy and Jamie get more and more blurred.
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- Part 1 of Bizarre Love Triangle series