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So what happened after Blitzø left the party at the end of Apology Tour?
(Or, two heartbroken idiots try their hardest not to think about each other and fail miserably.)
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Hard to be soft, tough to be tender by SmellsLikeHorny
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Nov 2025
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During their usual Full Moon hookup, Blitzø discovers a spell he hasn't seen Stolas use yet and decides it could work very well for horny purposes.
Maybe the annoying intrusive thoughts in his head will even shut up for a minute.
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“Fuck,” Stolas breathed, burying his hands in his hair. He was shaking. There was not a feather in his body that wasn’t ruffled from pure, undiluted arousal.
He was so fucking beautiful he barely seemed real.
“Alright,” said Blitzø, running his hands under Stolas’ thighs to grab his ass. “Hips up, pretty bird.”
He didn’t give Stolas a chance to process what was happening. Bending down as much as the tiny space allowed, he propped Stolas’ thighs on his shoulders and snaked his tongue out to lap at the inside of a thigh.
Or: after the Imp City Pride Parade, Blitzø and Stolas fuck in the back of the van.
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02 Jun 2026
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As he turned it in his hands, he noticed the lettering around the circumference of the circle. He tried to sound out what could be written. “LASSTO? ASSTOL?” He was squinting at it harder, the writing seemed far too neat to have been his own, but who else would write something so nonsensical?
“STOLAS– What the fuck!” As the word left his mouth, the paper burst into blue flames. Burning out so fast, it had disappeared entirely before reaching the ground when Blitzø instinctively dropped it.
His heart raced wildly, and some primal part of Blitzø was terrified. Suddenly, the church seemed to close in. Too dark, the shadows were shifting deliberately, pressing in. An errant thought crossed his mind that any monsters hiding within would soon consume him.
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Blitzø lives a quiet life as a small-town priest—until he accidentally summons a demon. Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia claims they met as children and that Blitzø made a promise he's come to collect. Now, with an alluring demon in his home and temptation growing stronger by the day, Blitzø finds his vows put to the ultimate test.- Language:
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13 May 2026
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“Fuck, you took that like a champ,” a voice crowed from the open window. “Hurry up, get your ass in the van.”
Stolas looked up to see an imp sitting in the driver's seat. The first thing Stolas noticed about him was that he was devastatingly hot. His tight black t-shirt showed off his broad chest, and Stolas found his brain taking too long to understand the words the imp had said.
“Hello? Did you get water in your fucking ears?” the imp asked. “Get in the van. You are a hitchhiker, aren't you?”
Hitchhiker. Yes. He supposed he was.
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26 Mar 2026
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Stolas hummed. "You know, darling, you don't have to fuck me." He looked Blitz up and down. "I would be more than happy to just have you here for the evening."
"After seeing that big scary bird form of yours?" Blitz shook his head. "I gotta stick my dick in something. Preferably you."
Okay, well. He hadn't really meant to tell Stolas about that either, but whatever. Stolas flushed. "You found my... eldritch form attractive?"
"Yeah, yeah." Blitz rolled his eyes and approached the bed, undoing his belt. "What did I say about keeping your beak shut?" he growled.
Stolas's feathers fluffed; then he smirked. "I don't remember," he cooed.
"Brat."
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The truth gas has totally worn off. Right?
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- Part 1 of The Butterfly Effect
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20 Feb 2026
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Blitzø takes a job as a nude life model but can't stop getting hard the whole time.
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- Part 3 of Porn Tropes
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12 Feb 2026