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Please Do Not Touch; Oils On Hands Can Damage Metal, Marble, and Wood by SnailFarm
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021)
15 Jul 2021
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Sometimes he’ll find himself staring at his hands, and how if he didn’t know they were his, made by and for the TVA, they would look just like any of the hands of other men he’s studied, lives he’s watched and catalogued and analyzed for more hours than could ever be counted.
Men use their hands for a lot of things, as it turns out. They build, they destroy. They touch other people an awful lot, even when it’s really not necessary. The sacred timeline is filled with a million moments he could tell you by heart what they mean and what they lead to and why.
But sometimes there’s this- this incomprehension that sticks to them stubbornly. It’s maddening. It clings to him like something alive. A voice in his head that whispers: but what would that feel like? You don’t know how that feels. What would it feel like?
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Genius Billionaire Playboy Mixologist: a Bartender's Guide to Drinks I've Made for Loki, by Tony Stark by SnailFarm
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
24 May 2013
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A love story in cocktail recipes.
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Charles could make lovemaking filthy and fucking holy, and it could never feel anything but right. Charles was a miracle.
Inspired by a deleted scene. You know the one.
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What did Pepper promise Tony as a reward for doing his homework, that excited him so much? We have our own ideas.
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Shining Is a Mutation by SnailFarm
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, The Shining (1980)
23 Aug 2012
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Five things that could have happened when Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr visited the Overlook Hotel, and the one thing that actually did.
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Inspired by 'Laid Bare' by outofsync and intended as a sort of sequel/exploration of the aftermath. I seriously recommend you read that one first (direct link in the fic notes).
Even though the physical effects of the Leitner have worn off, Jon is finding himself subject to near-constant sexual thoughts about his boss, who seems to be entirely uninterested, up until the point he isn't.
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21 Aug 2026
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Someone sent Jon a strange journal in the mail. It has some… unique effects, but nothing that will leave him permanently harmed. All he has to do is make it through the next twelve hours, safely quarantined in Elias’s office.
Elias won’t let Jon do anything he’ll later regret, of course. No matter how much he begs.
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21 Aug 2026
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The thing in Elias’s head has been there for over a week now, and he’s starting to fear it’s not going to go away.
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10 Aug 2026
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There’s something Jon has been wondering for weeks now, ever since he read the statement of Dr Fanshawe regarding the corpse and the innards of Albrecht von Closen.
In an attempt to clear the mystery up for himself, he seeks out the help of an agent of the Flesh.
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10 Aug 2026
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Jared believes Jon still owes him and makes him an offer he can't refuse.
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