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I Was on Fire for You by Butch3r
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Dec 2023
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“Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”
“It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’
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Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~
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28 Aug 2026
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All Lies and Jest by umbrellaless22
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Sep 2026
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The world may have forgotten Peter Parker, and yet he remains, the New York City winter bleeding him dry. Just as he thinks the loneliness might suffocate him, he stumbles into Deadpool mid contract completion. If Deadpool is everything Spider-Man stands against, then why is he so damn intriguing?
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10 Aug 2026
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i laugh like me again, he laughs like you by herecomesthe_sun
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
28 Sep 2026
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Nine months after Erling Haaland left to play in the Manchester City, a blueyed baby was born from Jude’s womb, and only one life was changed, only one career was stopped. If you asked Jude, he’d tell you that he didn’t regret it at all. But there were nights where he wished for a companion, someone to embrace him after a long day chasing after a restless kid. Someone to tell him everything will be alright when the kid got a really bad flu. And overall, someone to share a family with.
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28 Jul 2026
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Despite all odds, Kenjaku is forced to spend time with their son. It is just one day, but a lot can happen during that time. Nobody involved thinks this is a good idea, but sometimes there is no other choice. A child in a research lab? What could go wrong.
Or: Why Kenjaku shouldn't take care of children, especially not their own
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06 Jul 2026
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“Sounds like you just last longer in bed,” Satoru says with a shrug. “And I’m supposed to see that as a bad thing?”
“You don’t get it. It’s fucking torture. I don’t last longer—I last indefinitely.”
“You just need someone with good stamina who can keep up with you.”
Suguru scoffs. “That person doesn’t exist in this universe.”
“Uh, hello? I think you’re forgetting who I am,” Satoru says. “I’m the sole exception to just about everything in this damn world.”
Suguru blinks. He feels his face heat up a bit. “Jesus christ, Satoru. Don’t say shit like that. It’s disgusting.”
Suguru is having a hard time dealing with a particular side effect that comes with his antidepressants. Satoru is more than happy to help out.
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01 Jul 2026