9 Works by Sometimes_Perey
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Wyrm by Sometimes_Perey for Jodotha
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Jun 2026
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"Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
“What kind of worm?"Baz and Simon are spending a quiet afternoon on the sofa when Simon asks Baz one of the most pressing questions of our time. Baz toes the precarious line between teasing his boyfriend and pissing him off.
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- Part 3 of Terrible (Domestic) Boyfriends
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Footprints on the sill by Sometimes_Perey
Fandoms: Realm of the Elderlings - Robin Hobb, Farseer Trilogy - Robin Hobb, Tawny Man Trilogy - Robin Hobb
03 Sep 2025
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I'm trying not to look up as she tightrope walks barefoot across the sill. She's all peachy legs from this angle. The soft blonde fuzz across her calf catches the light of the overhead bulb. (A daylight bulb. She made me install the thing for my 'mental health'. I hate the cold light it sheds on everything. It feels clinical. Only Amber can glow under it, while I squint- bacteria caught in a Petrie dish, unwilling to be studied up close.)
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In the wake of a budding new relationship with his best friend, Fitz is stuck a state of disbelief and self criticism. But above all else, he’s completely besotted. -
Pride by Sometimes_Perey for artsyunderstudy, monbons
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Jun 2025
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'Pride is a sin.' It’s one of the first things I was taught as a child. The first time I heard the phrase ‘Pride March’ I imagined people in devil costumes- monsters and dark creatures with fiery torches marching out from the gates of hell.
Simon’s wings and tail are covered in rainbow glitter. He didn’t hide them today. He didn’t have to.
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After celebrating all day with his boyfriend, Baz reflects on the many and complicated meanings of the word 'Pride', but Simon is being very distracting.
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- Part 2 of Terrible (Domestic) Boyfriends
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Snow On Ice by Jodotha, Sometimes_Perey
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
28 Jan 2025
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This is it, I think to myself. This is the fresh start I wanted. I’ve left all the stress of Agatha and the press and stupid Baz back in the UK. I can really build something here and enjoy the next few months without any drama.
Pairs ice skating champion Simon Snow is looking for a fresh start. After skating with (now ex) girlfriend Agatha for almost 10 years, Snow has no idea who he is alone or what he wants to do with his life. So he’s going to America to star in a tv show about ice skating, leaving all the drama behind.
The last thing he’s prepared for is to spend the next four months sharing a rink, a hotel and a tv studio with rival skating champion Baz Pitch.
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A regular morning with Baz and Simon. Simon is a messy cook. Baz is living a charmed life, but the kitchen rug isn’t. A little one shot set some time after AWTWB, Baz’s POV.
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- Part 1 of Terrible (Domestic) Boyfriends
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Boundless by Cattocavo, Sometimes_Perey
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Nov 2024
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The golden heat of the day surrounds me like a hug. It feels so wonderful I wish I could wear it. That’s when my sleeves grow down to my wrists and turn gold, my shorts puffing out into the kind of thing a boy in a fairytale might wear. And as soon as I’ve thought that, a bright red cloak swishes down over my shoulders, and my shoes get curly and ridiculous at the toes.
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Simon and Baz are literally worlds apart. They have never met, but the crucible has paired them together and not even the end of English magic can stop them being drawn together in the otherworldly dreamspace of the Boundless Plains, where almost anything is possible.
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On Every Wall by shushu_yaoi_lj, Sometimes_Perey
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 Nov 2024
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Shep always smiles and says there’s nothing wrong with having a healthy crush or an unhealthy obsession for someone.
I don’t know what to think anymore.Or, Simon is Baz's muse, but it's a secret.
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The Vampire Knight and the Chivalrous Dragon by Scribble_tier (Assumare), Sometimes_Perey
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
30 Nov 2023
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Basilton Grimm-Pitch is set to be a knight of legend and renown, with a powerful bloodline and training like very few knights before him. But when he's tasked to slay the beast setting fire to the kingdom, he grapples with how to decline without tarnishing his image or going up in flames himself.
And then Simon Snow becomes one of the missing.
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Feet Buried in the Sand by lark_ral, Sometimes_Perey
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Nov 2023
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Moments on a beach.