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  1. Rec 43

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    He wasn’t a superhero. He didn’t even have a costume, and he wouldn’t be able to think one up if he tried. As a kid, he tied a towel around his neck for a cape (after getting in trouble for tearing up his bed sheets) and pretended his Nana’s old church hat was a cowl. But Launchpad wasn’t a kid anymore, and he knew better than to think he would ever be good enough for Darkwing.

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    29 Aug 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Drake Mallard wakes up with no memory of the last two years of his life.

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    29 Aug 2026

  3. Rec 51

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    “It’s been quiet,” Drake offered. “A couple attempted break-ins, some drunk Moonlanders singing Christmas carols too loud.”
    “O Silent Night, huh?” Launchpad replied, grinning.

    Drake has some trouble accepting an invitation to the annual McDuck Christmas party.

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    27 Aug 2026

  4. Rec 5

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    He is Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Two Dum-Dums

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    23 Aug 2026

  5. Rec 26

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    He reaches for the remote and pauses the TV before the buzzing beneath his skin makes him explode or something.

    Abed turns to him with a frown already on his face, to which Troy quickly blurts, “I’ve been taking a barber class. With Jeff.”

    The frown morphs into something more confused, though Abed is still visibly displeased at the fact Troy’s interrupted the film for that. Right. It only makes sense in Troy’s head that Abed is due a haircut and that’s why this is relevant.

    “And your hair’s getting a little long,” he says, unable to help beating around the bush a little, embarrassment lapping at his ankles for some weird reason. This isn’t weird. It’s just him helping his best friend out.
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    or, 22k loosely inspired by the tweet: “thinking about troy taking the hairdressing class bc he knows abed gets uncomfortable with haircuts sometimes and he thinks it’ll be easier for abed if troy (someone familiar, who he trusts) is the one to do it”

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    01 Aug 2026