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Low stakes criminal capture, Lots of cute fluff, "Fake" Honeymoon in Hawaii. A little realism with Draco having a panic attack, but mostly playfulness and sweetness while copying scenes from 'The Office (US)'.
-Ron grunts as he takes his seat. His fingers pull on the drawer and as it opens he slams his other hand to the desktop.
Hermione jumps slightly at her desk and looks over with annoyance. “Can we not?”
Ron growls, “He put my fucken badge in Jell-O again.” The Auror badge in question is thrown onto the desktop with a wet thwack. Shimmering green substance snaps and jiggles.
Draco swivels slightly in his chair. The spoon in his mouth slowly slides out and with a satisfied hum he examines the utensil. “What makes you think it was me?” He points the spoon before it gets placed into the plastic cup of blue Jell-O.
“Because it's always you. I don't understand how you possibly have time for this nonsense.”
“It's called time management Weasley. You should try it sometime.”-
Bookmarked by Soul432
15 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger had never met a warning label she respected.
So when an antique Malfoy ring arrives at her Ministry desk with a note in Draco Malfoy’s handwriting that reads:
Do not put it on.
She does the sensible thing.
She investigates it.
Unfortunately, the ring considers “investigate” close enough to “wear.”
Now Hermione has twenty-four hours, one provisional matrimonial claim, and exactly seven feet of forced proximity before ancient Malfoy magic declares them legally, magically, and catastrophically bound.
Draco is furious.
The contract remains unconvinced.
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- Part 1 of The Return Policy Universe
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19 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter has become very proud of his investigatory skills, and is increasingly sure that Draco Malfoy has fallen for Hermione Granger. Determined to test his theory, he orchestrates meetings between the two. Meanwhile, Draco is dealing with guilt, self-loathing, and a very awkward issue involving his 'broomstick'. Told as a mix of Harry and Draco's POVs.
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Bookmarked by Soul432
07 Aug 2025
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This was not part of Draco Malfoy's plans. He did not expect this when he adjusted his cuff-links that morning before floo'ing to the Ministry. He has barely been at work for more than a couple of hours when he is summoned to St. Mungo's, as his friend's medical proxy. Sure, he learns that Theo will be just fine the moment he arrives, but he is still rather incensed because of Theo's carelessnes. And then he got lost in one of the wards, and grew less than impressed with the medical staff, but that is neither here nor there.
The point is; Fuck Theo.
Series
- Part 1 of Fucking EVERYONE At Some Point
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- English
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- 154,686
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- 34/34
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Bookmarked by Soul432
04 Aug 2025
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When an underground power stirs in France and threatens the fragile post-war balance in England, Draco steps into a seat of power to which he is the heir by birthright, determined to protect his family. Intent on justice, Hermione volunteers for the role of his partner and adviser, neither of them aware of the ancient and twisted web of chaos they're about to walk into.
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- English
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- 57/57
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Bookmarked by Soul432
20 Feb 2025