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    Harvey's take on the events of Pizza And A Movie, including more sex than can be measured without algebraic calculations, accidental flirting with Tom Keller, the Trauma Drama of the Grapefruit Knife, the reformation of Kyle, and the importance of having a home.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    In an alternate universe, Harvey's still a lawyer but Mike's not a pot runner -- he's a deliveryman for Rollo's Pizza and Ribs, which happens to be Harvey's favorite pizza place. Once Harvey finds out his pizza guy is a genius, Mike's life takes a few turns he would not have expected...

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    27 Sep 2026

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    boner: n. Informal: A blunder or an error.
    And this may very well be the biggest one of Mike's life.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    Mike is in over his head.

    Harvey won't even look at him, following Mike throwing the case and hence allowing the merger with Edward Darby to go ahead.
    Donna, as loyal to Harvey as ever, also isn't talking to him.
    Rachel is furious at him, after learning the truth about his non-existent law degree and their file room hookup.

    "Quit," she told him.
    And Mike, realising he has nothing left at the firm, or even in New York, decides that maybe disappearing from the city is the only way to atone for what he's done.

    But once Harvey realises that Mike is gone? It hits him harder than expected.

    And what follows is a long journey of Mike and Harvey making peace with themselves and each other. And dealing with all of life's curveballs along the way.

    It turns out, you can't ever really outrun the ghosts of your past. You're always some kind of haunted.

    Canon divergent from season 3, episode 1 "The Arrangement". Marvey endgame. Please heed tags.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    He accepted the call. “Mike, I swear to God if you don’t stop fuc—”

     

    "Harvey.”

     

    The sound of Mike’s voice, the desperate, sickening whimper, was enough for Harvey’s mouth to snap shut with an audible clack. He would know Mike in a dark room by his breaths alone, he was sure; he’d heard his name uttered from those lips in all manners of emotion, had imagined his name whispered from those lips more times than he cared to admit. But this certainly wasn’t that, and in no scenario, imagined or otherwise, had Mike’s voice sounded so broken. He detested the way his name was slurred over Mike’s tongue, the ‘e’ elongated and sounding like it took much more energy than it ever should have to force out the syllable.

     

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    During the season 2/3 Mike and Harvey divorce era, Mike gets himself roofied in a bar, and all Harvey has is the sound of his voice on the other end of a phone call he nearly didn't pick up as he races towards him.

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