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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Just because they’re on assignment in the humid jungles of the Amazon does not make it okay for Harry to parade around the wild half-naked. Because if the current threat to Draco’s credibility and livelihood doesn’t kill him, then the sight of his ex’s sweaty, golden flesh surely will.
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    “Safe from Wizarding Britain,” Kingsley said firmly. “Do not underestimate the darker, human element at work here, Healer Malfoy. The import of what you do for those who have suffered unspeakable trauma is not lost, but you are of no use to your patients should you end up similarly to Thatcher. Which is why we’ll be providing you with protection from now on.”

    As if on cue, there was a sharp knock, followed by the opening of a door.

    “Hi, Kingsley. Agatha said you wanted to see me?”

    Draco sucked in his breath. “Potter,” he said, turning around.

    Podfic of The Memory Thief by PalenDrome (nerdherderette).

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    28 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Harry leans back in his seat. “We’re married,” he repeats, rolling the words around on his tongue.

    “How long are you going to keep saying that?”

    “We’re not actually married.”

    Draco finally glances at him. “Ten points to Gryffindor.”

    Harry lets out a short laugh. “So we’re meant to be…” He swallows tightly. “…A couple.”

    Or; Harry and Draco have to pretend to be newlyweds for a case.

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    27 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Draco's become a bit obsessed with Harry's sizable package. It's a little distracting. Even more so when it's up your arse. (Or "Harry's Big Dick is messing with Draco's life." ~Capitu)

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    23 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    "I need to find someone who won't let Ginny scare them off. Someone who won't back down."

     

    "Good luck with that," Ron muttered. "Ginny's terrifying when she wants to be."

     

    Harry stared into his firewhiskey, his mind turning over the problem. He needed someone bold. Someone who wouldn't be intimidated by a Weasley. Someone who had never, in their entire life, backed down from a fight.

     

    And then it hit him.

     

    "Malfoy," he said aloud.

     

    Ron choked on his butterbeer. "What?"

     

    "Draco Malfoy," Harry said, sitting up straighter. "She'd never back down from Ginny. She's a Malfoy. They've been feuding with your family for centuries."

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    22 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Decades after the events of Canis Major Harry is set to take on the throne after his parents. He decides he wants to be married before he takes on the title of King and thus will host a ball to find a suitable bride or groom. instead he meets two men he will fall desperately in love with.
    Draco only attends the ball out of gratitude for the invite after he and his mother have spent his entire life cast out of society, he doesn't expect to catch the prince's or a handsome lord's eyes and only really wants to find a suitable husband so his mother wont have to worry about him.
    Ron only goes out of obligation to his sister. His mother is more focused on wedding her off to the prince than she is with him so he finds it easy to slip away when a blonde rushes for the exit. He wasn't planning on also leading the prince after him and away from his sister.
    Family drama ensues, Kidnapping occurs, and the royal family is faced with three idiots who don't understand that communication is key in courtships.

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    17 Sep 2026