BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)



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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Shane and Ilya went on an odyssey to get to the cottage.

    This is their story re-told via dick pics.

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    01 Oct 2026

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    “Hollander, what are you doing at my house?”

    “It’s an apartment.” Shane replied abruptly, causing Ilya to raise an eyebrow in amusement. “I mean, uh, I’m sorry, do you live here?”

    “Yes. I just moved in. Why?”

    Shane shifted nervously on his feet, “I own it. The apartment, I mean.”

    Ilya grinned. “Ah, I see. What brings you to my door, Mr. Landlord?”

    OR

    Shane and Ilya were never more than heated rivals in the NHL. In 2017, Ilya suffered a career-ending injury, and two years later, he moved to Montreal for a coaching job. He unknowingly rents out Shane’s apartment, and the heat of their former rivalry transforms into love as they discover new parts of each other.

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    01 Oct 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    “If I win, you buy me lunch.”
    Shane blinked. “What?”
    “Lunch.”
    “We're in the middle of practice.”
    “I know where we are.”
    “Then why are you talking about lunch?”
    Ilya shrugged. “You scared?”
    Shane scoffed. “Of you? Never.”
    “Good. If you win, I buy.”

    —

    Or: Ilya Rozanov keeps challenging Shane Hollander to increasingly unnecessary bets.
    Shane, who is both extremely competitive and extremely normal about Ilya Rozanov, keeps accepting them.
    There will probably be no consequences.

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    29 Sep 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    When were hands ever truly enough? Especially when Shane had to live with the one person who seemed to turn him on more than anybody else? Did Rozanov know what it was like to lay awake at night, dick so hard it’s painful, palms twitching to give into the urge to touch himself, listening to satisfied and guttural moans, feeling the vibrations of a headboard bumping up against a shared wall? And wishing that he wasn’t so agonizingly and pathetically jealous?

    Shane forced those thoughts out of his head. In what universe would someone as gorgeous as Rozanov ever not get someone he went after? Not only did Shane have the excruciating first-hand knowledge of what Rozanov sounded like in bed, but he’d also overheard one too many people gush about his nimble fingers, his talented tongue, the torturous stretch of his dick sliding into them.

     

    OR, the walls in their university suite are thin. And it really isn't Shane's fault that he can hear everything. And it's really not fair that someone as annoying as Rozanov is also so attractive. So, it's also really not Shane's fault that he has no choice but to touch himself to the sound of Rozanov fucking someone on the other side of the wall.

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    30 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    This year is going to be Shane Hollander's fucking year. He's president of his beloved frat, all of his favorite bros are on his executive board (and also Troy), and his classes are finally getting good. He's convinced things can't get any better. Until Marly introduces him to his new roommate, an international student from Russia.

    Ilya is cool, tall, hot, athletic, into philanthropy, has a sexy accent, and seems to want to hang out with Shane. Shane knows immeditaley that the other man HAS to join the frat, he's perfect for them in every way.

    That's the only reason Shane goes out of his way to make Ilya feel welcome, to find time in his busy schedule just for him, to get up on Fridays for an additional 8am he'd never take otherwise so they can share at least one class together. No other reason.

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    27 Sep 2026

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