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    A few months after Clark and Lois divorce, a plan is formed to lift Superman's spirits and bring Batman's near two decades of pining to an end. The kids strand their parents in a red sun planet, where they're forced to take a one week vacation and face their feelings for each other once and for all.

    Everything gets more complicated when they wake up naked with no memory of the last three days.

    Or;; Superbat in The Hangover but make it alien

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Highly recommend, this is hilarious

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    “Can we meet him some day?”

    Clark hesitated. It wasn’t as though his professional life and his personal life overlapped very often, Bruce and the kids being some of the very few exceptions.

    The only way Clark would be able to introduce Bruce to the League, aside from him getting kidnapped and them having to save him, would probably be to bring him up to the Watchtower. Out of the suit. As a civilian. And Clark didn’t see Batman being comfortable with that any time soon.

    “Probably not, but we’ll see.”

    ~•~•~

    Or, Clark has finally revealed his identity to the League. Who... immediately found out he was married to Bruce Wayne. If Clark had his way, Brucie and the League would stay far, far away from each other.

    Too bad his husband didn't get the memo.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    If is a small conjunction Bruce has puzzled over for quite some time. If you were into men, if I was better at relationships, if we didn’t work together, if you didn’t hold a torch for Lois, if I could quit Selina. The list was long, but had never included if you were here. Clark was always there. He’d outlive everything but the sun. Bruce had all the time in the world to consider ifs, until he didn’t. Meanwhile in Metropolis, Clark finds himself underground, dirt as far as the eye can see. His day could be going better it could also get worse.

    Clark went to the farmers market on a rainy Sunday afternoon, that’s the last time anyone has seen him by Batman’s account. It’s a love story. It’s a detective story.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Clark wears an expensive suit for the first time for an event, a gift from Bruce and probably costing about the same as his salary.

    Bruce wears a worn-out college hoodie and sweatpants, neither of which belong to him.

    Both of them have extremely horny feelings about the other in clothes from their world.

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    03 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I read this yesterday and I haven’t stopped thinking about it

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    When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.

    Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift

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    03 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love when Bruce is stupid #the world’s greatest detective should be a himbo sometimes actually