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It’s not a pleasant set-up, but it seems to work, and he has to admit, there's an awful lot of novelty in getting paid to essentially, ignore someone.
Would it have been nice if him and Jihoon got along? Sure. But Seungcheol’s never been an idealist, and he’s worked in the hospitality industry long enough to know that for every friendly guest you have, you’re going to get just a many obnoxious dickheads.
It’s just his shitty luck that his first guest happens to be Jihoon.
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As first impressions go, Jihoon doesn’t paint a good one.
Or a second one.
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- Part 1 of A Wolf And A Kitten Walk Into A Bar
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Jihoon doesn’t know any tattoo artists personally, doesn’t recall ever stepping into a tattoo parlour either, and according to his bank account and the contents of his wallet, he’s not paying for this service, so whoever this person is, they’re spending a lot of time doodling on him for free.
Which is weird, whatever way you slice it.
There’s not much he can do about it though; it’s not like he can visit every tattoo shop in the area and be all like ‘Hey, did you doodle on me with a sharpie?’ so he’s just going to have to live with the knowledge that he’s harbouring a secret tattoo desire and resolves to stay home on the weekends.
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“Uh—thanks for stopping by the way. You know, you’re the first person to even slow down, but I guess I’d be pretty wary of someone hitchhiking in the middle of nowhere, especially this late. I could be a serial killer for all you know. ”
That earns him a quiet huff of a laugh.
“I think the likelihood of two serial killers winding up in the same car is pretty slim.” The guy says, then looks at him.
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Jihoon has no idea what he should be doing here.
If the Bureau has a Standard Operating Procedure in place, to direct him on what to do in the extremely unlikely event he crash lands on a deserted island with a highly dangerous criminal, he’s never read it.
Other than sit tight and wait for rescue (and keep an eye on Seungcheol in case he somehow succeeds in building a raft and rowing away) he’s at a loss.It certainly doesn’t help that Seungcheol doesn’t see himself as a prisoner, and thus fails to subscribe to any of the typical prisoner behaviours one would expect. Sure, he might fashion himself a wicked looking knife out of scrap metal and leather, spend an hour sharpening it while he stares menacingly into the middle distance, but then he’ll go use that knife to make Jihoon a parasol out of palm tree fronds and insist he sit under it because—
“No offence, but you’re paler than a daikon radish. Until we get our hands on some sun block, you need to stay in the shade. In fact, here, take my shirt.”
It seems stupid to stay on your toes around a guy who is literally prepared to give you the shirt off his back.
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