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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    Wile E. Coyote had a problem - he was hopelessly and irrevocably in love with Rhode B. Runner - so what does he do? Calls up an old friend (who happened to owe him quite the favour), and asks for help... something he has never had to do before

    Meanwhile, Rhode is worried that the man who's chased him this entire time was now going after a new man... some guy called bugs?! what sort of name is bugs anyways...

    ... Daffy is just sick of everyone's shit, and is now having to explain to the three rascals that he, and Bugs adopted that they aren't to eat ANY meat their uncle Wile E. offers without having to explain that it isn't exactly animal meat...
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  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Wile E. Coyote is sent by ACME to catch a rogue employee known as 'The Road Runner'. But as conspiracies come to light and he learns more about his target than he should, can he be confident he's on the right side? And will it even matter?

    Heavily Inspired by (and with permission from) @MI00M10 on twitter and their Human Coyote and Road Runner designs!

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    “So, if I’ve got this all understood, and hey, correct me if I’m wrong,” Kevin raised a brow, hands in the air as if that would help him understand anything even more than he already struggled to do so. “You… You--” he nodded to himself, “You are Wile E. and… and you’ve become… human. As human as we can legally call you, I suppose.”

    Sniffling, the man in front of him nodded. Wile E. nodded.

    “And… this was not related to ACME, any ACME byproducts, ACME subsidiaries, or anything else under the scope of the ACME corporation and it’s employees?”

    Wile E. shook his head, the brown and grey hairs at the top of his head moving as freely as his ears used to.

    “Well,” Kevin sighed as he leaned back and nearly broke his already near-death swivel chair, “I can’t help you, then! You know we only cover incidents related to rocket shoe malfunctions, anvils from rooftops, and other non-human consumer product cases.”

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    Wile E. Coyote turned himself into a human. He wants to return to normal. He wants to return to the desert. He wants to catch the Road Runner. No one else seems to want this.

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    14 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    “If Wile E relapsed again, I’m not substituting for him I’m too busy,” says Tech with a frown.

    “This aint about Coyote. We’re looking for the Loonatics,” said Bugs.

    “We haven’t been the Loonatics since ‘07 Chief,” answered Tech as he wheeled himself back under the machine with the creeper. “You should be talking to Ace he's our leader. Not me.”

    “Ace and Me ain’t on speakin’ terms Doc,” said Bugs

    “What do you need the Loonatics for anyway?” asked Tech

    “Baron Von Rotten is back,” answered Daffy.

    The town that hates the Loonatics needs to be protected by them.

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