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‘The Warrior Who Would Rather Not Fight’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
13 Jan 2025
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In which the Jedi Order disbands and the Jedi flee to all corners of the galaxy. Ben has been raising Luke and Leia on his own. He was hiding them well until a bunch of curious Mandalorians happen to get stuck on the planet he chose as a home. It wasn't his fault that their leader seemed fascinated by him.
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Aka Ben is a tired dad who is batting away Mandalorians while trying to keep his identity a secret from everyone.Series
- Part 10 of Mar writes Star Wars AU's
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22 Sep 2026
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The Hero with a Thousand Faces by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
06 Mar 2020
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During the course of the war, an old image makes its way onto the holonet.
Obi-Wan, thankfully, is oblivious to its existence.
Anakin knows because it's his mission in life to find ways to drive his old Master crazy.
Ahsoka knows because Anakin apparently lacks the emotional maturity to deal with things like this alone, and because she’s even more of a gossip than he is.
Cody knows because he’s Cody, and Rex knows because Cody nearly has a heart attack when he first sees it.
And the rest of the GAR know because if there’s one thing more efficient than Cody’s drills, it’s the gossip mill.
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- Part 1 of The Hero With a Thousand Faces
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22 Sep 2026
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Handle with Care by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Jan 2023
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After almost losing Qui-Gon Jinn on Naboo, Obi-Wan is knighted and returns to his home planet to learn more about the unique Force culture of Stewjon. Years later, solo Knight Kenobi is called to rescue his former master, his former master's current padawan, and Senator Amidala from causing an intergalactic incident and kicking off a war. Obi-Wan succeeds in the rescue, fails to prevent a war, and then negotiates the participation of the Jedi Order in the war.
Or, the one where the clones get to run the war effort the way they always should have and Obi-Wan has wings because why not.
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20 Sep 2026
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call all you want (but there's no one home) by Countryheart
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Oct 2021
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That was it. That was the end of the Republic. All that was left was one thing – a thousand years of plotting, planning, deceiving, influencing, manipulating, waiting had built up to this very second.
Still cackling, Sidious activated his open channel to the entire GAR.
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“Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66.”
Cody’s first thought was 'well fuck, he’s the Sith' and his second was 'fuck you.'
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(or, the clones always knew about the chips and the possibility of Order 66. Six months into the war, after bonding with their Jedi, they get rid of them. Three years later, Sidious initiates his grand masterplan, calling all the clone commanders - and finds himself astonished to get hung up on.)
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- Part 2 of Alternative Order 66
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13 Sep 2026
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an injury to one by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Dec 2021
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“They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.
“How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.
Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.
“No way of knowing without intrusive measures,” he determined.
“We gotta ask one,” Bly translated for Rex.
(The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)
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13 Sep 2026