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    Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.

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    After the first time, Ilya stays the night at Shane's apartment. In the morning there's a knock on the door...Yuna and David are here to take Shane to brunch.
    Ilya never imagined Shane would invite him along...or that Yuna would become his sponsorship agent, or that Jackie Pike would catch them, or that David would clock them...

    Reset your nervous system with this light and fun AU starting from the first time and continuing through all their relationship building. Includes alternative versions of The Cottage, Ottawa, etc. You'll laugh, you'll kick your feet, you'll awwww. Contains cuteness, fluff, happiness, joy, just a little angst, silliness and references to other events in the show and the books. No spoilers though.

    *Chapters 1 to 5 are different POVs on The Brunch Event, then the AU continues from there*

    *Apologies for any typos; I've been writing this very quickly so a few typos have snuck in. I'll correct them as I find them.*

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    27 Jul 2026

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    “I know you said you couldn’t do this week,” a woman was yelling from outside, “but I have to take an extra shift, and Magda is away. Ilya! Are you th-” She paused upon finally stepping inside, a colourful backpack hanging over her shoulder and a bag in her hand. “Oh.”

    Shane could hear Rozanov scrambling behind him, probably wiping his stomach off and pulling his clothes out of their rumpled sex state, before he stepped into view of the door.

    The small child who had been staring at Shane with her gigantic blue eyes turned at the movement, and her face split into a wide grin. “Papa!”

    Picking up right after the tuna melt scene Shane is confronted with Ilya Rozanov's secret child, a move that everyone except for the child is embarrassed and awkward about.

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    He regretfully covers Bonnet with the sheets, drawing them up to his waist. “I am gonna do my best to keep you alive,” he promises, brushing some hair away from Bonnet’s face. “Because once you’re healed up, I am gonna ride you like a pony.”

    Bonnet whimpers. “I should be a lighthouse.”

    “Yeah,” Ed says, “bet people can see your dick from miles away once we get it hard.” He stands up to find a comfortable chair to sit in so he can keep an eye on Bonnet during the night.

    He’s not gonna let the man die before getting that massive dick inside of him.

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    In which Ed catches sight of Stede's cock after saving him from the Spanish and dragging him back to the Revenge, and embarks on an important mission.

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    Stede owns a late night coffee shop fic