StopCallingMePastries
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It's the early AM hours on Adoption Day for the Buckley-Diaz household. There isn't a creature stirring....except Evan Buckley....and now his husband, Eddie Diaz, because Eddie wakes up in bed alone and goes to find his husband in their brand new house.
What transpires is a bit of self-doubt, sass and Eddie reminding Buck that he's got what it takes to be a great parent to Theo.- Language:
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It's the Morning after the 4th of July and Dr. Robby is woken up by his partner...the one and only Dr. Jack Abbot coming home from his time on the Night Shift.
It's just basically lots of domestic fluff with a little bit of smut thrown in there.
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After the disaster that was the real life corpse at the Halloween event at the 118, this year is taking a different approach: careers.
While Buck is out sick due to food poisoning, Eddie comes up with the brilliant idea for the 118: the many occupations of Evan Buckley.
What started out as a fun idea set the stage for one of the best decisions that Eddie Diaz ever made.
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Jack tries to convince his stubborn husband to be nicer to their colleagues, but as usual, Robby is less than receptive.
DAY 8 - ORGASM DENIAL
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11 Oct 2026
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You're a cowboy like me (perched in the dark) by FitzChivalrysmother
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Aug 2026
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Ilya practically melted into him, capturing his lips in a soft kiss. Shane reciprocated the kiss immediately, wanting to cherish the moment before they would have to leave the warmth and safety of their bed. They spent a few moments just kissing gently and stroking each other’s faces.
Their caresses were interrupted by another cramp that overcame Shane. He pulled away from the kiss and focused on breathing as he held his stomach.
“Shane, what is wrong?” Ilya asked, concern evident in his voice.
“I don’t know. It started this morning and got worse after lunch. It's probably nothing. Maybe I just ate something I couldn’t digest properly.” Shane responded as he relaxed in his boyfriend’s arms. “Come on now, we have to go.”
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Shane experiences mysterious cramps all day. He ignores them until he is forced to face reality at the worst possible moment.
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a man and his dog (and husband) by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Oct 2026
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[Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in director's chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Across from them in similar style chairs sits Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Luca Haas and Troy Barrett. There's a white board behind them that reads 'Shane or Anya' in bold block letters. Generic game show music plays in the background.]
Ilya: Hi, I'm Ilya Rozanov.
Shane: And I'm Shane Hollander.
Ilya: And why are we here today, Shane?
Shane: Because Harris is really quick to bring up our contractual obligation?
Ilya: And?
[Ilya gestures to their four teammates and the board behind them.]
Shane: Oh, uh, I guess we're here to play a game or whatever.
Ilya: Which game is that?
Shane: You could just tell them, you know.
Ilya: Yes, but that wouldn't annoy you.
Shane: Our friends are here to guess whether a disgustingly sweet statement you made is about me or our dog.
[An image of Anya, a medium sized brown and white dog wearing a strawberry patterned dog coat with bright pink dog boots on her feet flashes on the screen.]
Ilya: And will this be an easy game, Shane?
Shane: You'd think so, but no. No, I don't think it will be.
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11 Oct 2026
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Robby realises with a lurch of abject horror that there’s no recognition in Jack’s eyes. Zero. Jack is looking at him like they’re strangers.
He had thought he’d been having a bad day before, but somehow, realising that the cause of his gay awakening doesn’t remember him is a whole new factor of awfulness. In a way, it’s nice to realise that there are still depths to his shitshow of a life that he hasn’t explored yet.
Robby has his gay awakening at 24 with a guy who doesn't bother sticking around. Thirty years later, he's just finished saving a patient from a near-fatal GSW when he's dragged from work, shoved into a car and told that "the boss" wants to have a word. Robby doesn't expect this guy to be Jack. He doesn't expect to be offered a job working for the mob, either.
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07 Oct 2026
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“I know we don’t have candles, but can you say the blessing for me anyway?”
“You speak Hebrew now?” Robby teases.
“Maybe I just like the sound of your voice,” Jack says.
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