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Draco Lucius Malfoy had imagined a great many futures for himself after the war.
For years, he had imagined Azkaban. A cell. A lifetime spent paying for choices he had made too young and too afraid to fully understand.
He had imagined exile. Being cast out of wizarding society entirely. Stripped of his wand. Left to exist, half-alive, in the Muggle world like a punishment that never quite ended.
He had never, not once, imagined that he might spend the final months of the year, the very same year the Dark Lord was killed... smoking weed with Harry Potter.
Regularly.
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06 Aug 2026
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Draco likes a midnight spliff. He chain-smokes and has glasses that he absolutely doesn't need.
Harry is a mess, angry at the world and finding comfort in all of the wrong places.When Draco's late-night smoke is interrupted by a barefoot Harry wandering the grounds, their story truly begins.
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28 Jul 2026
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Salt by Fluffy_Underneath for captaindingdong (professorcockblock)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2026
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When a lead drops on Draco's desk revealing the whereabouts of one Harry James Potter – missing from public life for over fourteen years – he knows it's exactly the career-saving scoop he's been looking for.
As for why the saviour of Wizarding Britain has holed himself up on a tiny island in the Outer Hebrides, Draco has no idea.
But he's going to find out.
Or
Draco falls in love in Scotland.
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26 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter has one inappropriate thought about Draco Malfoy, ONLY ONE. Unfortunately, magic is a petty bitch and it notices.
The next morning, Harry wakes up with a soulmark on his inner thigh: a bright red S+, placed exactly where no decent person should ever be formally assessed by Draco Malfoy.
Draco, meanwhile, has no mark at all: only an ache, a deadline, and absolutely no idea that the soulmate he is looking for is the man he keeps insulting.- Language:
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05 Jul 2026
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Interpersonal Relationships Year 7, Unit 3: How to Have Sex Like a Responsible Adult by InnerLilith for Booktopus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2022
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Harry came to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. He did not come to Hogwarts to obsess over Draco Malfoy. He definitely did not come to Hogwarts to channel that obsession into…supervising Draco’s sex education class?
Whatever, Harry saved the world. He could handle sex ed. Right?
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18 May 2026