SweetButterySpaceJesus
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Blitz is a stripper, one day a client (a goetia no less) asks for a hug. That's it. That's the plot.
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Stede has other plans. The alpha frowns, disappointed by the attitude of the omega. Of course, Izzy had to turn this into a cold job, a mere transaction. He didn't expect anything more or anything less from Izzy. So used to giving orders, all hard edges and anger. He’s done with the omega, he will take none of this. Izzy is sorely mistaken if he thinks this is going to go this way. He will show him who’s the captain here. The alpha looks at Izzy from his place, leaning back on the edge of his bed with his pillow throne. His eyes are on Izzy, his prey.
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Izzy Hands never thought he would be having coffee and working with Stede fucking Bonnet. The annoying man that tried to correct everything Izzy said. So when Profesor Goodman paired them both up for the big project of his subject, Izzy immediately cursed the god that had given him this luck. What was worse... it worked. So almost every day, Izzy and Stede would meet up in the same coffee shop, order the same drinks and work.
After they wrapped up the project, Izzy couldn't stand to change his routine.
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Wages earned and lessons learned by SweetButterySpaceJesus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 May 2023
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Stede centric - Media AU, domesticity, hurt/confort.
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"You can't protect me from everything.”
“I can try.”
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- Part 3 of Steddy Hands week (I tried)
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Izzy centric - fluff, secret, classic trope (soulmate!Au).
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There is a popular belief in the pirate world that Izzy Hands is such a compassionless inhumane man that he doesn't have a soulmate. His heart is so cold that it cannot contain the existence of love. That belief, of course, is false. Izzy Hands does have a soulmate... but that soulmate doesn't have him marked on his skin. It's something that hadn't been seen before, something that no one had documented, of course, it had to happen to Izzy.Series
- Part 2 of Steddy Hands week (I tried)
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What was supposed to be an average bachelor party for Prince Stolas turns into a crazy adventure as he finds himself married to a figure from his past. He hadn't thought to ever see Blitz again, but now he finds himself tied to him in unholy matrimony and trying to navigate the crazy place such a match finds them both.
Blitz wasn't expecting to wake up with bed of a Prince of Hell, let alone one he had spent the day with many years ago as friends. Now, here he is tied to a member of Hell's royalty and uncertain whether this is something he should even want.
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Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
20 Feb 2025
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An accidental text ropes Blitzo, a snarky imp stuck in a boarding school for troubled youth, into chatting with Stolas, a sickly Ars Goetia prince juggling royal expectations and an arranged marriage.
What starts as sarcastic banter escalates into something suspiciously like love, but their shared past, conveniently ignored, looms over them.
Together, they fumble through a tangled mess of love, rejection fears, identity crises, and the overly rigid boundaries of their ridiculously mismatched worlds.
Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
29 Dec 2024
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Stolas is trying to focus on dealing with his divorce and moving on from Blitzø. He ends up getting the attention of a mysterious marquis.
Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
14 Nov 2024
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Threats to be followed through by Just_Another_Weirdo
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Sep 2024
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Moxxie and Millie arrive a few minutes later, and Stolas is left to deal with the consequences.
Or, if you're going to threaten to blind a character, don't be a coward and do it.
Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
05 Sep 2024
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Stolas runs away to join the circus.
Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
15 Jul 2024