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    “Did you… Did you get a whole roll of wrapping paper for it?”

    “Yes. And ribbon.”

    “You’re cute.”

    “Shut up.”

    // shane’s birthday is next week. ilya has gifts for him.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Ilya discovers RPF. Naturally, he decides the best course of action is to read the filthiest scenes aloud and then meticulously reenact every single one.

    Shane is mortified. He is also very, very turned on.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    ‘Who’s the freak stealing Ilya Rozanov’s game-worn jerseys?’

    A series of targeted thefts turns into a league-wide mystery. The entire league is obsessed. Ilya is unconcerned. And Shane…

    Shane is locking himself in empty bathrooms, sniffing and stroking himself raw over the stolen fabric like a total pervert.

    He thinks it’s a secret. Ilya knows better.

    Translated in Russian

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Shane wears glasses to one of Ilya's games and achieves exactly what he set out to do.

    “You know exactly what you are doing, Hollander. Playing dirty is not like you.”

    Shane gives him another virtuous look. “I don't know what you are talking about, Rozanov. Hayden and I just wanted to see how you guys were playing before our game.”

    “Oh, and that is why you wore your slutty little glasses? To see the game better, huh?”

    Now with two more chapters of further slutty little glasses escapades.

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    26 Dec 2025