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Alastor treats Lucifer to a little pampering after a hard day, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the pesky feelings that have been growing between them.
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- Part 2 of I'll Smooth My Edges For You Alone
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26 Aug 2026
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Lucifer has a one-night-stand with Alastor after an argument with Lilith, which results in the conception of Charlie. However, neither of them realise it. It's only revealed after the Radio Demon shows up at the Happy Hotel, intending to cause some chaos out of spite for Lucifer, but is met with a girl who shares some curious traits with him.
Alastor never intended to become a parent (Hell he didn't even know it was possible), yet he swears he'll be the best father he can. Perhaps he got more than he bargined fo when he slept with the King of Hell, simply intending on wringing a deal out of the man.... But he cannot be angry at the outcome, not when it resulted in the birth of his daughter and the start of his relationship with Lucifer. If only Heaven wasn't intent on putting their nose where it isn't wanted, things would be perfect.
Let's hope they can weather the incoming storm together.
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25 Aug 2026
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ONE OF THE BEST FICS EVER OMG IT’S AS GOOD AS THE DEVIL’S DEAL I’M ACTUALLY INSANE! HURT LUCIFER (AND CHARLIE) BUT ALASTOR FIXES IT +BAMF LUCIFER I LOVE HIM FOREVER +MICHAEL MY CUTE LITTLE BEAN❤️❤️
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The secondary genders have been locked into an unchanging hierarchy since humanity left the Garden of Eden. Alphas rule the world, betas live to serve, and omegas are left simply scrambling to survive. These dynamics remained unchanged even in Hell…
Or so it seemed, until a certain omega King appeared to turn it all on its head. Small and unassuming. Happy and smelling of apple pies and lost summer days. The epitome of a perfect omega, yet the little monarch bows to no one. Alastor can only watch from the sidelines in morbid
and hornyfascination as Lucifer uproots everything he ever thought he knew, while making a fool out of the Vee’s as he goes.… He simply had to court him when this was all over.
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The secondary gender hierarchy is reversed for angels. Hell learns this the hard way.
Amazing art by TynderLu
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21 Aug 2026
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Alastor, a True Crime YouTuber, carefully curates his online presence to remain anonymous. This secrecy makes forming meaningful connections difficult, especially with Lucy, the barista he’s been silently pining over for months.
But when another faceless YouTuber starts a flame war with Alastor, it sparks a rivalry that shoves Alastor into the limelight — risking his true identity and changing the way Lucy views him forever.
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19 Aug 2026
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He hadn’t deserved the angel. He hadn’t deserved the light that the King had brought into his life.
There were so many things he hadn’t said to him, and so many things he regretted saying.
He had loved him, in his own way.
He should have told him but…he hadn’t.
And now…now, he never would.
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- Part 1 of Various Radioapple Stories
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19 Aug 2026