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    Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”

    “I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”

    “Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”

    “Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.

    “♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.

    “What?”

    “Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”

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    Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.

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    What starts as a normal day of murder in Detroit turns way cuter when Connor finds a victim's cat in the basement who needs a home. This could be Connor's greatest mission ever: Tame the Cat.

    This story has a bit of philosophical musings on what it means to be alive, a sprinkle of investigations, and a lot of heartfelt, family focused fluff and fun between Connor and Hank. Of course, Sumo and the cat are part of the family, too :)

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    Sixty wants to join New Jericho, and it goes about as well as anyone would have expected.

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    Because I want to be sweet.

    Because I’m scared.
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    He may not be free, he may not be a true deviant, but he was him: the Negotiator, the Hunter, the Killer, the spy and assassin. He was their greatest design, their most perfect nightmare.

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fantastic Connor and Markus characterisation