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Hermione Granger knows exactly what she wants from her final year at Hogwarts: top marks, a future in Magical Law, and—if she’s lucky—the attention of Anthony Goldstein.
Draco Malfoy only needs one thing: a passing grade.
Without it, Hogwarts United loses its Beater and Draco loses the one place he’s found to put all the anger he brought back to Hogwarts with him.
So they make a deal.
She’ll tutor him. He’ll help her win over Anthony.
But somewhere between late-night study sessions, fake dates, Quidditch matches, and convincing everyone they’re together, pretending starts to get complicated. Friendship sneaks in. Touches linger. Jealousy becomes harder to explain. And their kisses start feeling a little too real.
Hermione is supposed to be falling for Anthony.
Draco is supposed to be helping.
Neither of them is supposed to be jealous.
Clearly, the deal needs better terms.OR:
THE DEAL FROM THE OFF-CAMPUS SERIES, BUT MAKE IT DRAMIONE. THERE’S QUIDDITCH, FAKE DATING, ACADEMIC RIVALS, QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS, AND ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE THESE IDIOTS STICK TO THE PLAN.Bookmarked by Teddy567rp
24 Oct 2026
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What could possibly happen when Curse-Breaker Hermione Granger and Auror Draco Malfoy are forced to work in the same office?
Well, nothing good.
He might say some absolutely vile things. She might hex him for it. He might end up with a cracked skull, a nasty case of memory loss, and the unwavering belief that Hermione Granger is his fiancée.
And that’s only the beginning..Updates at least every Sunday and sometimes mid-week. I rather choke on my hair than abandon my works.
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24 Oct 2026
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Draco Malfoy walked into Hex Appeal wanting nothing more than to survive his best mate's stag do. But his whole life changed when the girl of his dreams walked out onstage, all of which would have been a lot more romantic if he hadn't forgotten his phone right after.
Now he's left with a group of friends who won't stop taking the piss, meddling parents who refuse to mind their own business, and the slow realization that he's falling for a woman whose name he doesn't even know.
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20 Oct 2026
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It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.
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- Part 1 of Apple Pies and Other Amends Universe
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19 Oct 2026
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Inspired by Stop the Wedding! by Ashe.
The day before Draco Malfoy’s 30th birthday, he is set to marry Astoria Greengrass. Hermione Granger, his Auror partner and close friend, is an invited guest and she is not happy about it. After one too many glasses of firewhisky and a nudge from the groom, she comes to the realization she has to stop the wedding.
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19 Oct 2026