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Better Way to Live by captaindingdong (professorcockblock) for Rainjuly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Mar 2026
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Prompt: Dronarry group chat shenanigans. They argue. They fight. They outsmart each other. Until someone accidentally send nudes.
Epistolary hybrid.
In a sense, this is a fic about Harry learning to accept that not all change is bad change.
In a greater, much more immediate sense, it's about three fucking idiots doing the worst flirting you've ever seen in your life.
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Bookmarked by TeenWolfy
27 Apr 2026
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“So. How can I help you? Oh, don’t look so stricken; I’m not going to to tell anybody about your sordid little sex games, not that I think anybody cares. Anyway, who'd believe me? For that matter, do you really think my customers would continue to patronise my establishment if I was gabbing about them? Use your brain, Potter; I do know you have one.”
“That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, I think,” Harry said.
Malfoy crossed his arms. “It’s been six years; I’m out of practice. Now tell me what you need.”
Harry stood there for a moment. He hadn’t really thought this through before he knew that it would be Draco Malfoy he was talking to. He felt utterly unprepared for the conversation.
Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, his ex-girlfriend was there.
“Harry wants a prostate orgasm and his boyfriends are all terrible,” Ginny said.
Draco’s eyebrows shot up. Harry’s face got hot. Ginny made a face at him and said, “Look, it was going to take you forever to say that.” Then she turned and walked away, leaving Harry alone, with Draco Malfoy, who knew that he wanted to have a prostate orgasm.
Bookmarked by TeenWolfy
27 Apr 2026
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The house never burned. The pack is strong. Derek will never need to be the alpha, and his sister is a troll. (Actually, most of his family is like that.)
Derek is an apprentice tattoo artist, and Stiles isn't old enough to get ink of his own yet. But that doesn't stop him from being interesting...
(This story is now out of buffer, but I will always announce when the next update will be, and am trying to keep to a regular posting schedule. Also, please be advised that this is essentially a rough draft. That doesn't mean it's riddled with typos, every chapter is edited, just that the overarching plot and side stories haven't had a chance to be edited in full yet--but they will be. An edited version of this story will be posted eventually, so if the current length isn't your cup of tea, just come back later.)
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- Part 1 of I.N.K.
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Bookmarked by TeenWolfy
14 Jan 2019
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Potion verse by 8fred9
Fandom Merlin (TV), Pacific Rim (2013), Teen Wolf (TV), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Feb 2014
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Bookmarked by TeenWolfy
13 Oct 2015
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Stop trying to be cute.
Bookmarked by TeenWolfy
02 Nov 2014

