Teezerette
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How the fuck did mermaids have sex? Zoro hadn’t thought he'd ever be asking himself that question, and yet there he was. What if there were secret mermaid customs Zoro didn't know about? What if there was some kind of mating ritual? Would he have to dance? What if it took place underwater? How would he breathe? It was complete bullshit that all the books on mermaids were about claimed sightings and appearance and not even a little about their reproduction.
He decided that he’d just have to take the risk and ask Sanji for the details. If he didn't get hit in the face with a tail for asking, then he’d move forward from there.Series
- Part 3 of Ocean's Child
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29 Jul 2026
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“This is ridiculous,” Sanji finally huffs. “I’m in a detente with a fish.”
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- Part 1 of Merman Verse
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bycatch (noun / ˈbaɪ.kætʃ): fish or other sea creatures that are caught unintentionally by people who are trying to catch other types of fish, ex., injured merpeople caught while in pursuit of other exotic sea monsters. Gotta make up those lost profits somehow.
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[Warning: Dark Fic/Ending] It wasn't about the pain, or even the pleasure. It was the trust. The ability to hand his body completely over to another, let them own it, and know despite what could happen; his trust was strong enough to let them do it. For Sanji Black this was the epitome of sexual arousal, but working as a weary Apple Tech Support hardly gave him the opportunity to find an interesting psychological match. When a last ditch attempt on an online dating sight brings into light the smart, punk-haired Physiotherapist, Zoro Roronoa, he finds that he gets a little more than he bargained for.
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Zoro's in love and Sanji's a rentboy, but it's a bit more complicated than that...