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"“Clara,” your mother began, having called you in for tea one day as the social season drew near. “You are to find a husband this year.”
You stared at her, horrified. “What? But mama-”
“But nothing,” she cut you off. “I have let you run around with your frivolous pursuits long enough. You are one and twenty years old; I had given my husband three children by that age. You will choose a husband or I shall choose one for you.”
“That is not fair!” you cried. “You cannot now take an interest in my life after all these years of not caring. I do not want a husband and my studies have not been ‘frivolous’.”
“The queen’s daughter will not end up a spinster!” your mother demanded.
You stood. “I will not get married!” you yelled and stormed out of the room."the queens youngest daughter meets benedict bridgerton and cant quite get him out of her head
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i was enchanted to meet you by TheDoctorDionysus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Sep 2025
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"“I am never getting married,” you proclaimed over dinner one night when you were five.
“Is that so, Xiuying?” Nie Mingjue asked as his best friend, Lan Xichen, laughed softly at your certainty.
You nodded. “Mhm. Nie-qianbei got married and now she has a baby and can't teach me fighting anymore. I don't want a gross, stinky baby. I want to go on adventures and kill monsters!” you said.
“I'm going to get married. There's gonna be lots of pretty flowers and birds and everyone has to dress really fancy,” Nie Huaisang declared. “Jiejie, you have to come.”
You looked at him sincerely and replied, “I will, I promise, didi.”
"lan xichen is the king and nie huaisangs sister has a massive crush
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"Entering the next carriage, you did your customary scan of the passengers and immediately backed out again, whispering, “fucking cock.”
Ladybug joined you. “What? What is it?” he demanded.
You peered past him, hoping you were wrong but no such luck. “My boyfriend’s in there,” you explained. “He’s supposed to be at home in England.”
He gave you a judgemental look and you flipped him off. “You don’t know what country your boyfriend is in?”
“The less I ask about his work, the less he asks about mine. Don’t diss the system. He thinks I’m in Australia,” you replied. “Look, we still need to find the briefcase. You search that way and I’ll search this way. Stay on the group call; get off the train once someone has it.”"tangerine and reader have been working assassin jobs around each other for their entire relationship, on a bullet train in japan, their luck changes
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you rolled a nat20 in winning my heart by TheDoctorDionysus
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Mar 2024
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"“Would you come to Hellfire just this once?” He continued before you could outright refuse him, “you’re the only person who hasn’t already said no and you know how to play and Eddie will kill us if we can’t find a replacement for Lucas in time.”
He stared at you with his big pleading eyes. Even Mike, who had hidden behind Dustin at some point, looked desperate for you to agree. You replied, “absolutely not. I’m sorry, Dustin but I am never going to join Hellfire; it’s social suicide.”"Dustins sibling spends about 30 seconds at Hellfire Club and then cant seem to stop running into Eddie. They fall in love about it
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i think i wanna marry you by TheDoctorDionysus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2023
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"After a silent moment, you took a deep breath and looked down at your boyfriend on one knee in front of you, holding out a ring. You bit your bottom lip, torn between smiling widely and crying. You ended up doing both when he asked, "will you marry me?"
"Yes," you said, nodding repeatedly and dropping to the ground to embrace him. "Yes, I'll marry you.""how i like to imagine lxc proposing
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ttwastm(tne) and some snapshots of life with Hitoya
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i guess i'll have to change my plan by darjeelinh
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
24 Dec 2024
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"I’m Wei Ying, nice to meet you.”
Lan Zhan stares at the hand being offered, brain still trying to process the hurricane of a person in front of him.
“Lan Zhan,” he replies, and shakes the hand once, politely. “Is this your seat?”
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or, sometimes a chance meeting on a train and twenty four hours together are enough for two people to fall in love.
UPDATE: Three extras added for the epilogue 🎄
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21 Aug 2024
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don’t threaten me with a good time by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2022
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“I’m using orange liqueur to make my cake more interesting. Give it a bit of a kick, you know?”
Lan Wangji’s expression has only changed minutely—not a lot of range there, it seems—but Wei Wuxian can tell he is perturbed by this information. “Alcohol? In cake?”
“Honestly, I’m not sure any cake should even be made without alcohol,” Wei Wuxian says, offering another beatific smile that Lan Wangji does not return.
OR: the great british bake-off au???
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cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog
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06 Jul 2024
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17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.
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19 Jun 2024
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you are my chosen family by jinyinhua
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Aug 2022
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“Wait!” Lan Jingyi blurts out. “If me and Sizhui were cursed by her and we can’t remember you, does that really mean—does that really mean you’re our parents?”
Lan Sizhui winces at Lan Jingyi’s bluntness but he doesn’t correct him.
(or: 5 times sizhui and jingyi accidentally call wei wuxian and lan wangji dad, and the 1 time they do it on purpose.)
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26 Jan 2024