TheGenderPirate
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Johnny Cage has fallen on some hard times recently. So, both to make some money and to get some action, he signs up for a celebrity phone sex line. It's alright work till one night, a deep-voiced stranger calls and everything changes.
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- Part 1 of JohnShi Phone Sex Au
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The Great Gatsby by TheGenderPirate
Fandoms: The Great Gatsby (2013), The Great Gatsby (1974), Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
28 Jun 2023
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The Great Gatsby is a 1925 novel by American writer F. Scott Fitzgerald. Set in the Jazz Age on Long Island, near New York City, the novel depicts first-person narrator Nick Carraway's interactions with mysterious millionaire Jay Gatsby as he comes to terms with falling in love with him.
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Fake It Till You Make It by TheGenderPirate
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Mar 2021
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Bruce Banner, young brilliant dork working on his third PhD, has a big problem. That problem being a six and a half foot tall, football and track scholarship athlete with the prettiest eyes Bruce thinks he has ever seen named Thor. His somewhat friend Loki's older brother. That should make the man off limits, shouldn't it? But all bets are off once Bruce gets some booze in his body, and he makes what could be the worst mistake of his life.
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After all the things they’ve been through together, this is the most terrifying of them all. Somehow, John and Sherlock have to get through a decently small ceremony and an after party with their —Sherlock would correct John that he doesn’t have friends any time he used the word ‘our’— friends.
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Numinous Eudaimonia by TheGenderPirate
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Pride and Prejudice (2005)
12 Nov 2020
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Numinous
adj.
-describing an experience that makes you fearful yet fascinated, awed yet attracted; the powerful, personal feeling of being overwhelmed and inspiredEudaimonia
adj.
-a contented stateWilliam Bennett is the second oldest of his siblings and is by far the most reluctant to get married. He is perfectly content to fish and take care of his ward. But one night, his siblings manage to drag him to a ball, lured with the promise of two new, wealthy guests. Instead, Will meets Hannibal, an eccentric wealthy man with his own estate in Lithuania he inherited when his parents died. Though initially reluctant, Will is soon thrown into the whirlwind that is falling in love with this mysterious man and struggling to cope.
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Dead Things by whobroughtfuckingmoonmoon
Fandom Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
04 Aug 2026
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All things die Sometimes horribly and sometimes just temporarily. Forks chief of Police Charlie Swan seems to be surrounded by both varieties as of late.
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22 Aug 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 7 of my heated rivalry fics
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12 Jul 2026
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now we see things as in a mirror dimly by inmoonlightigetseasick
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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It’s strange. He went down hard, but nothing hurts. That might be very bad, if he can’t feel anything at all. But it’s not that. He can feel things, but they just don’t feel right. Maybe they already have him up on the stretcher, because he’s lying on something soft, not the cold ice he’d crumpled onto when he fell. He’s never felt a stretcher quite like this before, though.
“Ilya!”
There it is again. But now it’s louder. Almost unmistakably Shane.
Blinking against sunlight, Ilya opens his eyes, and stares up at the brilliant blue sky.
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After a bad hit during a game in 2016, Ilya wakes up at Shane Hollander's cottage in 2023. Finding out he has a dog, plays for Ottawa, and is married to Shane in quick succession, confronting the existence of time travel becomes the least of his worries.
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24 Jun 2026
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Offsides, or How Shane Hollander Ruined His Own Life at a Party in LA by Xoarnitehle
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is nineteen and trying to get through one Hollywood party without being noticed. He gets noticed anyway, by the worst possible person. His last-minute Halloween costume is working too well. Ilya Rozanov, the rival he's never met but supposed to hate, takes one look and thinks Shane is a girl.
Shane doesn't correct him. He doesn't stop him from kissing Shane. And he accidentally gives him his real phone number. Oops.- Language:
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- 9/9
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20 Jun 2026
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A New Bombshell Has Entered the Villa by heartedstyles
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 May 2026
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Ilya Rozanov didn’t come to Love Island to fall in love. He came to cause chaos.
As a bombshell, his job is to test connections, break couples, and turn heads.
Shane Hollander is happy with his couple. Or at least, he thinks he is.
But bombshells exist for a reason.
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20 Jun 2026