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Arthur's new(ish) in town and Merlin's new(er).
Arthur's really trying at this whole community thing, but somehow still causing problems.
All Merlin does is make an entrance, meet a baker, and watch a marriage break down.
And then report the drama back to Gaius and Geoffrey. Obviously.
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Regulus Black is in love with a straight boy. It’s okay, he thinks, it’s a gay rite of passage. It’ll pass.
But the boy isn’t straight.
Right. Okay. So as long as there’s no meddling from Sirius or Remus or Barty or Lily or Marlene then Regulus will probably get out of this unscathed.
Which- yeah. Yeah.
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- Part 2 of A Decent-ish Proposal
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James Potter has a boy-crush. It’s a normal thing.
He’s trying to explain but Remus just doesn’t seem to get it- he’s fantastically jealous of Regulus because he wants Lily. Which is why he wants to kiss Regulus. It makes sense.
Remus has never heard someone say something so gay to prove that they’re straight.
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- Part 1 of A Decent-ish Proposal
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Regulus is really trying to hate summer, but then here comes a perfect summer afternoon of unpleasantly insightful friends, endearing truths and James Potter in the form of a ridiculous, radiant jump scare.
Really, things were fine until Peter appeared, and then suddenly Dorcas is lusting, Lily's crying and Sirius has collapsed across the field.
Being compared to a summer's day just became a little less serene.
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In an effort to prepare against future attempts on Arthur's life, the knights are sharing their suggestions for ways to kill the king.
Merlin's been lucky enough to observe some experts (and idiots) in real-life attempts, so has his answer ready suspiciously fast.
Really, he's put a lot of thought into it.
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When high profile striker Chuck Hansen does the unthinkable and makes the transfer from his father's club, Arsenal, to their rivals Chelsea FC, he discovers his lifelong crush, former star winger Raleigh Becket, now works as Chelsea's head physio.
This is what Chuck expects: he'll make a name for himself away from Herc's shadow; he'll easily wrack up points for Chelsea and they'll win the Premier League. And the Champions League. And the FA Cup for good measure; Raleigh Becket will want him in return and the sex is going to be eipic.
This is what happens instead: Chuck's relationship with his father falls completely to pieces; he can't seem to score and quickly learns exactly how much it sucks to be benched; Raleigh Becket is literally the most morose loser Chuck has ever encountered.
At least the sex is good. Not that they talk about it. Raleigh may be hotter than sin, but thank God Chuck doesn't actually like the guy.
... does he?Bookmarked by TheRealSteve
22 Jul 2026
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in 2014, i made a google doc filled with all the AU ideas/headcanons i had written up for a friend. this is that document.
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21 Jul 2026
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Raleigh's had a lot of stupid ideas. The laundry list of his idiot schemes is probably a mile long and would take a good year to read through in entirety.
But this? Sleeping with a stranger who just so happens to be a student at the new school he's just started working at?
Yeah, that takes the cake for dumbest idea Raleigh's ever had.
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17 Jul 2026
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Charles will just go back in time and fix it, he thinks, but he doesn’t check closely enough the terms and conditions on the powers that send him back. He hasn’t been sent back to his most regretted day, he is sent back to Erik’s.
Erik just thinks he’s having another nightmare.
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09 Jul 2026
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“It didn’t mean anything! I swear!” The random man Eddie has never seen before cries suddenly, somewhat stilted, looking directly at Eddie. “Please take me back!”
Eddie has no fucking idea what’s happening. It’s like he had a stroke and woke up in the middle of a telenovela.
Or, Buck needs a fake boyfriend. Eddie loses his mind and offers to play the part.
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Bookmarker's Notes
He looked me dead in the eye and said ‘ gee willikers!’ — I was a goner.
- Eddie Diaz, also relatable