The_Ironic_Monster



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  1. Summary

    Metal Sonic goes through a variety of cycles.

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    Offshoot timeline where Bro Survives the Bec Noir fight.

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    The cops went over to Sunny’s home next. They didn’t permit anyone to follow them, but they all did anyway. Sunny was declared DOA—just like Basil had been. The cause of death for both of them was the same: blood loss from self-inflicted wounds.

    ...

    Hero jolted awake, a strange feeling overtaking him. He wondered what time it was. He shifted, about to sit up, and it was then that he realized he was lying on the floor. He sat up, confused, and looked around.

    It did not help. In fact, it made it worse. So, so much worse.

    He was sitting on the floor of Basil’s living room. Aubrey was sleeping on the couch behind him. Kel and Sunny were asleep on either side of him.

    What the hell?

    Or, Hero gets stuck in a time loop, right before Basil and Sunny both end their own lives.

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    31 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rly good. Is saying 'i wish there was more" in bad taste for hero? XD

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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    23 May 2025

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    Seond timevi read this and my brwin lied to me about remembering there being a 0art 2 of this orz.

    Still great tho but where didni get that idea???

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Shadow finally gets to crack Sonic's shell.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    Good yes.

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    Basic premise: Shadow was given medical knowledge when on the ARK. These stories follow Shadow using that knowledge to take care of those near him, resulting in him growing closer to Sonic. And Sonic, also seeing the more gentle side of Shadow.

    They are also in love lol.

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    06 Feb 2025

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    Reading it twice says a lot in my book (mark)

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    He knew Maria wanted him to protect the world - to give everyone there a chance to be happy. He didn't care if she also meant him.
    Until she told him.

    That was a long time ago. Nothing's changed.

    Until, one quiet evening after a battle, he tells Sonic.

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    06 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Good food right here.