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    One summer afternoon, Draco Malfoy finds himself in a world that isn’t his own, where there are no spells, no house-elves, or not even the name Voldemort. And strangest of all: Hermione Granger lives a completely Muggle life… and doesn’t recognize him.

    In the years that follow, every summer, Draco crosses into that alternate reality without understanding how or why that happens. What begins as an irritating anomaly becomes the only place where he can be someone who’s not weighed down by the name Malfoy. Someone who, for fleeting moments, wants to stay.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    After two centuries of beauty sleep, Lilith's first act is to release a bunch of Original vampires from their coffins.

    Brilliant move, really.

    Particularly when she discovers their hybrid brother is both homicidal and frustratingly attractive—which is definitely not her type. (It totally is)

    Oh, and did she mention she's an unstable Siphoner?

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    05 Aug 2025

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    A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.

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    11 Dec 2024

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    She’s naked and she’s not herself.
    His hands slither back up her skin; he kisses her throat; he gropes her breasts; he mutters direction in her ear; he lays her on his bed; he takes her from behind.
    His hands gripping her hips and arse are revulsion. His grunts and groans are disgust.
    She’s just let Draco Malfoy come inside her, and he has no idea who she is.

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    05 Dec 2024