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How to not talk about a council meeting by Thesoma
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Dec 2024
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Sevika is the new councilmember and pretty annoyed with all the piltie-politics bullshit she has to endure. But she really appreciates her new colleague Mel Medarda, especially when Mel invites her to her home to... discuss council business.
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Our encounters always follow the same pattern: We watch each other carefully, then try to deceive each other with Genjutsu before we really get down to business and proceed to destroy our entire surroundings within a radius of several hundred meters while using up all of our Chakra, spearing just some sparks of it to keep us alive. Then, when we can’t hurt each other anymore and can be absolutely sure there is nobody alive nearby to bear witness to what is happening, we have sex.
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"Jedes Mal läuft es nach dem gleichen Schema ab: Wir belauern uns, versuchen uns gegenseitig mit Genjutsu zu täuschen – was natürlich nicht gelingt, weil wir beide das Sharingan haben – gehen dann zu handfesteren Kampftaktiken über, zerstören dabei die Umgebung, vernichten alles Leben im Umkreis von mehreren hundert Metern und verbrauchen beide unser gesamtes Chakra bis auf einen kleinen Rest, der uns am Leben erhält. Dann, wenn wir uns kaum noch gefährlich werden können und wir uns sicher sind, dass auch wirklich niemand mehr in der Nähe ist, haben wir Sex."
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Cum out of the Closet by hagofthehills
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
23 Jul 2026
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Carl doesn't need to fake a limp when he leaves the Cum Closet.
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17 Aug 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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27 Jun 2026
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The Study of Cross-Species Astro Neurobiology (The Official Ryland Grace Guide to Alien Flirting) by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky survived the trip to Erid. Now, all Grace has to do is live on a planet meant to kill him, charm his best friend's mate, and figure out why all these Eridians keep giving him rocks. Easy right? As long as he doesn't die of scurvy, first.
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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23 Jun 2026
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Sometimes I'd forget
Rocky has been stranded, alone and light years away from home for 46 years. For a long time it seemed like nothing would ever change. But a new arrival in Tau Ceti system is about to alter the course of history; For Rocky, for Erid, and for another world far, far away.
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Beta read by chez_levi! Thank you for your notes, and curse you for your implications about metaphors
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22 Jun 2026