Thewatermelonwarrior
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When Hackett is wounded while fighting sleepers, he confesses something to Bishop. Now, the two have to figure out how to keep navigating life in the hell in the complex with these feelings in the open.
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That time Hackett confessed his undying love for Bishop while lying in a puddle of his own blood. Also Dauda and Woods are there.
Rated M for canon-typical swearing and canon-typical violence
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- Part 1 of Get to work, prisoners
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Gravedirt (Bury Your Troubles in Me) by Thewatermelonwarrior
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Sep 2024
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After the fade to black, Astarion and Velrak (Durge) lie together. It's perfect bliss... until it isn't
(Basically what if Astarion accidentally gets triggered during the graveyard sex scene)
(Totally not an excuse to write Astarion and my Durge being sappy and in love while having sex. PWP with some trauma sprinkled in, as a treat)
(Is it PWP if the Porn IS the Plot?)
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- Part 1 of Velrak x Astarion Fics
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Why Teaching Children With Boggarts is a Bad Idea by Thewatermelonwarrior for aavocado
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2020
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Lupin probably should have known that forcing his students to face their worst fears in front of the entire class could only end in disaster.
Aka: the fic where Todoroki Shouto faces his Boggart and everything goes horribly
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- Part 1 of The World Needs More Boggart Fics
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The World Needs More Boggart Fics by Thewatermelonwarrior
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Mar 2020
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would I melt under the same sun? by curiico
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Oct 2025
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Hurray! Phainon saved Amphoreus!
Positives: Their world is saved!
Negatives: Phainon has no goal and he doesn’t know how to keep going without the mask of the Deliverer!So he runs away.
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Phainon is exhausted.
He is exhausted of all the promises he kept and thinking of the pity in his comrades’ eyes are feeding the flames of his self loathing.
They have a long way to go even in the end but Mydei helps Phainon on his feet again. One step at a time.
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04 Aug 2026
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they did it for ...you? by angryavocado
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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"In the next life," Mydei says, and Phainon swallows. The next life, because there is nothing for them here. Maybe in the next life, Chrysos Heirs and heroes won't matter. No need for the deliverer Phainon longs to be. Will there be a next life? Even if someone knows, it won't be Phainon. He isn't involved in the affairs of the Chrysos Heirs. "Promise me you'll come see me again. My library is always open to you."
"Of course," Phainon says. He can't help but laugh at how silly all of this is. "I could never miss out on seeing a real Kremnoan dictionary."
Mydei sighs, but he is smiling. "Make fun of me as much as you want. As long as you stay right here in Okhema where we can keep you safe."
Phainon nods, thinking of Cyrene's dreams, the card labeled "Deliverer," and the wooden sword he's brought from home. It's a silly dream, one ruined by the moment Phainon realized his blood runs red.
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04 Aug 2026
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Would it be macabre —if I gave you a bloodstained bouquet by Crystalair
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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A careless mistake is all that's needed to shatter's Phainon's tranquillity.
Armed with knowledge he'd rather not have acquired where will this situation leave him when red and gold seem to follow him wherever he goesBookmarked by Thewatermelonwarrior
03 Aug 2026
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Phainon had spent most of his life fearing death. Yet it was a thought that consumed him constantly, as if it were a second shadow clinging to his existence. (...) It got to a point where he became intimately acquainted with the concept of it – how to do everything in his power to avoid it and simultaneously how unavoidable it really was.
That was until it dawned on him.
He wanted to exit. Despite his fear. He wanted to do something – anything – to get away, all his past regrets weighing on him.
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03 Aug 2026
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I can't be what you need me to be by imlyabs642
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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"It would be so easy to just let go, so much easier than waking up every morning feeling less and less human with the screams of people long gone ringing in his ears."
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Phainon is so so tired.
Bookmarked by Thewatermelonwarrior
02 Aug 2026