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After Lars and Driver start to warm up to each other, Driver poses a new idea. One night, when the house is empty, Driver take Lars to the Malibu and shows him just how much he loves his car.
AKA Driver masturbates using the Malibu and Lars watches.
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16 Sep 2026
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if we cut open your heart by Anonymous
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
14 Sep 2026
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I love you, I want to say, impossibly. And I do, I do so much that it aches and it burrows and it festers right under my skin and between my diaphragm and my lungs and that spot Rocky would fit perfectly, and hey, how's that box looking, Ryland?
The same as it's always looked, which is to say it's looking like a damn flimsy mirage. I would take Rocky under my ribs, if I could. I would press him against my spinal cord to feel the touch and signal that I've never craved in this way from another person in my entire life.
ALTERNATE TITLE: Awake craniotomy, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and other inadvisable medical treatments that one Dr. Ryland Grace definitely doesn't have a craving for his best friend to perform on him.
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- Part 2 of arrhythmia
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15 Sep 2026
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the spaceman says everybody look down (its all in your mind) by ellemzee
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
07 Sep 2026
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“I’ve always wanted to be abducted by aliens,” Grace says, five or six beers deep, and Rocky chokes.
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hunt you down, eat you alive by nambi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 Aug 2026
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“I wonder how things would be if we’d evolved on the same planet,” Grace says, leaning his forearms on his elevated knee. The one kept up by Rocky’s body. It puts even more weight on him, and Rocky feels the texture of Grace’s shoe through the xenonite, the bumps and ridges, the rocks and leaves stuck to the bottom. “You think we’d eat each other?”
It takes every ounce of self control for Rocky to keep the noise he makes somewhat dignified. He kind of needs Grace to stop talking.
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Or: Rocky learns about persistence hunting, and it’s both the most terrified and the most aroused he’s ever been.
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13 Aug 2026
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For A Minute There, I Lost Myself by sundaychurch
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
06 Jun 2026
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Lars has to be okay with maybe losing something. That’s what the entire basis of life is. Finding something. Having it. Losing it.
He can have it now. Right now, he has this. He’s had this for a long time. He doesn’t want it to end for a long time. It will. Just because it will, doesn’t mean he can’t know it at all.
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03 Aug 2026
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You'll be Here, So Lucky for Me by BigPinky
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Jul 2026
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After a lovely conversation about the hunting habits of Eridians, Grace is curious to see it in action. He wants to know exactly what an eridian does to survive and how they do it. He regrets that decision the second Rocky turns off the biodome lights
Or: Rocky hunts Grace, and it freaks Grace the fuck out
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14 Jul 2026
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“But you said you didn’t have a word for – for forcing someone into reproduction?”
“No. Is different, but equivalent violation. Means, to force to sleep.”
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Or, Dr. Ryland Grace has yet to confront the choices taken from him. Eridian norms, ironically enough, force the issue.
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05 Jul 2026
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better than your best by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 May 2026
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“Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”
Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –
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04 Jul 2026
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As he stared down into the lumpy grey goop that was his evening rations, he contemplated whether it was really worth it.
They’d come a very long way just for Grace to give up and die at the last hurdle, both physically and emotionally. The Tau Ceti system was a long, long way away now, and Grace had faced not one but two highly emotional suicide missions. Three, if you counted the time before he was given a military grade roofie and hucked into space without his memories.
Rocky and Grace make it back to Erid! Huzzah!
Now they have to navigate all of... that.- Language:
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18 Jun 2026
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the most beautiful girl I am lucky to have by MemeDad420
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
13 Jun 2026
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Karin learns something about Lars and decides to help in any way she can.
It's just Karin being understanding and a good person.Bookmarked by ThisUserDoesNot_Exist
18 Jun 2026
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Like Real People Do by twobitcowboy
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011)
08 Jun 2026
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Lars likes Driver's gloves.
He likes the way they wrap themselves snugly around each and every one of Driver's fingers, likes the way they caress the palms and backs of his hands, hug the lithe lines of his wrists. He likes the way Driver's hands flex within them; the soft creaking of the worn leather is as soothing to Lars's ears as a masterfully crafted, cloying lullaby. Lars likes to watch him pull them on, the way his fingers wiggle and settle into their rightful place, ready to do a job.
Their job—other than to hold Driver's hands while he drives—is to touch.
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09 Jun 2026
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stoned in paradise by cupidty11
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is falling victim to the slow, painful demise that Yáo and the others had been so eager to circumvent. Erid is only a month away, so they decide to celebrate. Grace makes a comment that leads to a conversation about Erid mating customs. And then they find a moment for a stolen dance.
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- Part 1 of coming home
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06 Jun 2026
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your honor, i made lars hump a pillow
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- Part 1 of firsts
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04 Jun 2026
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is not enough by straddling_the_atmosphere
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 May 2026
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“Grace how old, question?”
Grace blinks, lifting his head up from the cool metal of the lab table where he’s been nursing a headache for the last hour. Caffeine withdrawal, he thinks, having finally run out of coffee four months into their four year journey to Erid.
“Thirty—uh…” His mind blanks for a second, forgetting to calculate the four years he spent in a coma, and the still slightly patchy memories that have come back from his life. “Thirty-six, I think? Give or take a year or two.”
Or: Rocky finds out how long humans live and crashes out.
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30 May 2026
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A short post-Erid fic about aging, remains, and the way Rocky understands Grace’s body through sound.
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26 May 2026
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a baseline level of fear by mushyrice
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 May 2026
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Grace never explained how he got on the ship. Rocky never explained what he did for forty-six years in space.
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Five times Rocky thought Grace didnt need him anymore and the one time he couldn't be more wrong.
(Blend of book and movie events)
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23 May 2026
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a deconstruction of boundaries by Grapesey (YumGrapeJuice)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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“Grace can feel song, question?” Rocky asked, slower than usual. The cooing had lulled him, too.
“I… Maybe? Yeah,” Grace whispered, and Rocky had to focus to understand the slurring.
“Humans can feel sound, question?”
Grace huffed a small laugh. “Sometimes, yeah. For example, when the sound is… very low and loud, we can feel it in our chests.”
“Song is neither low nor loud.” That would have an entirely different effect.
“I know. I can still feel it, I think. It’s strange.”
“Good strange, question?”
“Good strange, yeah.”
Grace could feel sound. Grace could feel Rocky’s songs.
Hmm.
Rocky discovers nature's laws aren't as inflexible as they'd thought. He puts this to good use.
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18 May 2026
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“Mh, good boy.”
“Quit training me, counselor.”
He hears Matt's laugh as he walks away towards the cramped bathroom, testing the water and putting the trusted stool under the rain so that Matt won't have to stand up on wobbly legs.
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04 May 2026
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"There are means of influence, other than violence. But violence is what you understand." - NBC Hannibal
Dex needs to calm down.
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03 May 2026
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When Matt took the bullet aimed for Fisk, Dex watched with both disappointment and wonder. How his blood splattered, how his limbs gave out under him, how his hand reached up, accepting death so gracefully.
As if he knew something reserved only to him and all the other saints.
Dex decided he wanted to know it too.
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03 May 2026