Thornwitch
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The One Percent by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Dec 2025
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A corporate agent explains to his boss why muscling in on Preservation might not be the best idea ever. The hippies have adopted some very, very, scary friends. Set some indeterminate time many years after the books.
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Wolf By The Ears by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
01 May 2016
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Set after the end of Transformers Animated.
Optimus is a war hero, and Megatron is a dangerous menace to the Great Autobot Machine. The Council discovers that the captured Decepticon leader has ancient, dormant slave programing. Optimus is chosen as his master, for reasons political and practical. He is... less than pleased with this turn of events.
Or, Megatron finds himself once again a slave to an Autobot. He plans to come out on top and take terrible vengeance as soon as possible... But why is this mech being so bizarrely kind to him?
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Feminine Troubles by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
19 Feb 2016
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You know what? I'm just going to go ahead and edit and post this old thing, too.
The Autobots are now female. The Decepticons are now confused. And Megatron starts to realize that there may be an alternative to endless war.
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Tentacle Snuggles by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
29 Jul 2015
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Jazz has been captured, and is in the Decepticon brig. Soundwave is hit with a dose of a Cybertornian party drug. Soundwave and all his tentacles get friendly (though not like, hentai friendly).
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A rogue Combat SecUnit ends up on Preservation Station. The security officers have no clue what to do about it. It has no clue what to do with itself, either, which is no help at all.
Can be read as a stand-alone story.
*FINISHED*
Series
- Part 2 of A Night on Preservation Station
Bookmarked by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
03 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
A baby Combat Secunit lives on Preservation Station and learns to be a person, finds love, and become a mostly-reasonable authority figure. It does remain a menace, though.
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A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Jan 2015
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Bilbo does his best to prove that he isn't completely shallow. The Company doesn't seem convinced, for some reason.
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Bookmarked by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
19 May 2026
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In which Thorin is most un-hot by dwarvish standards.
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While on an undercover mission deep in the Corporation Rim, Tarik
buysstealsrescuesacquires a ComfortUnit. This is fine—it can hang out while he finishes the mission, he’ll be not-an-asshole to it, and then it can go on its liberated way and never have to see him again. This will definitely not get weird and messy.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
23 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Tarik rescues a comfort unit whilst doing spy shit, expansion pack.
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Not at all according to plan by Therrae (Dasha_mte)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Nov 2025
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Of them, only Gandalf and Bilbo had their packs. There was little food, no medical supplies, no pot to cook in. Thorin should solve these problems. Dwalin would have to.
June 25 144-149
July 2 150-153
July 15 154-158
Sept 27 159-161
Nov 29 162-167- Language:
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Bookmarked by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
23 Mar 2026
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In which Bumblebee wants to introduce Charlie Watson to his autobot family.
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Bookmarked by Evil Overwench (Thornwitch)
01 Feb 2026