18 Bookmarks by ThreadedArmadillo
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 98,052
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 24
- Comments:
- 1,526
- Kudos:
- 9,532
- Bookmarks:
- 4,485
- Hits:
- 463,549
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
30 Aug 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Beta Love: Fluffpanda, Nykizta, azuthlu, Tiffany, Rachael, Krystle, Miranda, and eleventyJJ
For permissions regarding book binding, podfics, fanart, translations, etc, please refer to the Transformative Works Policy in my profile.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 167,827
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Collections:
- 20
- Comments:
- 1,319
- Kudos:
- 11,187
- Bookmarks:
- 5,094
- Hits:
- 484,189
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
29 Aug 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Tell me again to release you, Granger.
Tell me again that you just want to be friends.”It’s been five years since Draco last spoke to Granger. Things are different now, and though earning her trust will be a challenge, he can’t seem to keep himself away.
Hermione has been busy advocating for elves around the world, but when her breakup with Ron turns her life upside-down, she knows there’s only one person who can help her.Alternating POVs between Hermione and Draco. Slow burn, eventual smut, light dom/sub. Diverges from canon after Voldemort's defeat.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 192,646
- Chapters:
- 70/70
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 2,683
- Kudos:
- 12,409
- Bookmarks:
- 4,760
- Hits:
- 680,640
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
28 Aug 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Hermione and Draco are locked in a quarantine cell for 48 hours during the last months before graduation.
They get closer than they ever have before—and neither of them knows how much of it is real.
When it’s over, nothing goes back to how it was.
And years later, they’re still dealing with what started in that room.
What happens when something that was never supposed to matter refuses to let go?
A story about closeness, consequences, and the kind of love that doesn’t end when it should.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 156,387
- Chapters:
- 36/?
- Comments:
- 855
- Kudos:
- 962
- Bookmarks:
- 863
- Hits:
- 70,220
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
22 Aug 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Hermione, as usual, has done the impossible. She has found a cure for the obliviate spell, and she is eager to present her findings to the wizarding world at large. The problem is, Hermione is attacked when presenting her research at St. Mungo's, and she finds herself rescued by a masked man in tactical gear. Only, he's using a gun... and a wand?
Draco has been forced into servitude along with every other child of the death eaters. It wasn't a choice to join the underground task force, but he does rather excel at it. As he does. The Knights, all of whom go by code names and operate in the shadows, carry out their orders with deadly precision. They do not usually play bodyguard to other witches and wizards.
Hermione is the exception. Draco is tasked with keeping Hermione alive, protecting her from what seems to be a muggle army. Or zombies. They're not exactly sure. Only, Hermione has no idea who is behind the mask. All she knows is that a Knight has been sent to her flat, H3. And she's stuck with him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 154,653
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Comments:
- 1,078
- Kudos:
- 1,781
- Bookmarks:
- 880
- Hits:
- 82,538
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
15 Aug 2026
-
Tags
Summary
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with the epilogue.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 264,105
- Chapters:
- 49/49
- Comments:
- 2,235
- Kudos:
- 24,003
- Bookmarks:
- 11,394
- Hits:
- 1,924,549
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
11 Aug 2026
-
Tags
Summary
If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
Series
- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 229,630
- Chapters:
- 39/39
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 6,248
- Kudos:
- 26,575
- Bookmarks:
- 8,764
- Hits:
- 1,756,599
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
29 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
He remains silent at first, clearly unsure of what to say next. The temperature feels hot, he thinks, especially for the dungeon's standards. He feels as if he can see the air particles between them, perhaps even count how many separate them from one another.
It feels odd for him to be alone with Granger in the potions lab after all this time.
He catches the faint scent of strawberries and honey, reminding him to order the ingredients for his lesson on Amortentia for his NEWT classes next week.
-
A slow-burn, flashback-filled dramione fanfiction with a side of wolfstar.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 201,001
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Comments:
- 841
- Kudos:
- 4,617
- Bookmarks:
- 2,808
- Hits:
- 379,956
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
29 Jul 2026
-
Torn to Pieces and Burned to Ashes by BonesandQuills
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
Thirteen years had passed after the second wizarding war, and Draco Malfoy is tasked to help Hermione Granger regain her memories after she witnessed the murder of her husband. The only problem is that she is missing. Now, he has to navigate his failing marriage, loneliness, and a missing witch. But no worries, he is not completely alone. Theo is there to help his friend.. in his own way.
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
28 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
When the Ministry of Magic came up with a rather brilliant solution to the population crisis - pairing up young unmarried witches and wizards with the purpose of procreation, Hermione could hardly believe it.
She certainly didn’t imagine that the first marriage proposal she’d receive would come from none other than Draco Malfoy.
What she’d never in a million years have dreamt was... that she’d actually accept it.***
A marriage law story with the main focus on pregnancy and the development of their relationship through the unusual start of their life together and the baby on the way. High on domesticity, fluff and smut, low on angst and miscommunication - just enough to spice things up.
***
This is Part 1 of their story and it's from Hermione's POV.
Series
- Part 1 of Barely sixty percent match AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 149,840
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 2,977
- Kudos:
- 9,667
- Bookmarks:
- 3,473
- Hits:
- 554,902
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
28 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
After returning from an 18-month assignment with the Department of Mysteries, Hermione discovers that her old life in England has changed. Her motley of friends has expanded, and even Draco Malfoy is accepted. And to her profound dismay, the Unspeakable realises that she may need to accept her old bully as well, because the Ministry has assigned Auror Malfoy to her next case—a time-travelling quest to find the lost cure for memory ailments. As the unlikely pair embark on their task, they unravel mysteries and face historical fiends they never expected. And as Hermione grows fonder of the man she never wanted to forgive, she discovers the secret that he’s kept locked away…a secret that makes their task all the more consequential. But can time heal all wounds, or will it break an already damaged heart?
[Note June 2025: I'm editing this fic as I find the time, so if anyone notices the word count change don't freak out! I'm not changing any of the content, I'm only editing grammar, flow, etc.]Series
- Part 1 of Time Will Tell
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 315,114
- Chapters:
- 44/44
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,412
- Kudos:
- 2,506
- Bookmarks:
- 1,705
- Hits:
- 230,101
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
26 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Nothing is as it seems.
A splinching incident lands Hermione Granger in the arms of someone wholly unexpected... and they might not let her go.
A dramione story based off of Beauty and the Beast with a twist.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,753
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 599
- Kudos:
- 7,241
- Bookmarks:
- 2,649
- Hits:
- 236,180
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
25 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Draco’s mission was simple: travel two thousand years into the past and kill Hermione Granger.
He did not, however, anticipate complications. Namely, a side quest involving Granger’s friends, who have also time-travelled courtesy of substandard Time-Turners.
Becoming entangled in ancient politics while wearing a toga and facing a severe shortage of hair gel was not on his bingo card.
Neither was becoming a Roman soldier.
Nor befriending a perpetually ill-tempered ginger cat.
And certainly not falling for the very woman he was sent to kill.
Series
- Part 1 of Tattered and Tethered To You
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 275,583
- Chapters:
- 84/84
- Comments:
- 1,137
- Kudos:
- 856
- Bookmarks:
- 843
- Hits:
- 76,014
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
25 Jul 2026
-
Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 249,286
- Chapters:
- 35/38
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,404
- Kudos:
- 5,255
- Bookmarks:
- 3,825
- Hits:
- 490,797
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
21 Jul 2026
-
The Perks of Being Draco Malfoy by semay3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
17 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
-NOW COMPLETE!-
Eight years after the death of Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts, Kingsley Shacklebolt is dead and John Dawlish has become Minister of Magic. All was well until the Daily Prophet begins warning of another dark uprising, Wiggenweld disappears from circulation, and fear becomes the Ministry’s most powerful weapon.
Their answer is Magical Matches—a marriage program designed to pair magically compatible witches and wizards in the hopes of creating a stronger magical population.
When Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are paired together, they’re forced to confront old wounds, buried desires, and feelings neither of them imagined would resurface.
But Draco has been secretly, dangerously obsessed with Granger since they were children. And now that he’s been handed the one thing he never allowed himself to want, how will he keep years of carefully concealed obsession from consuming them both?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 121,373
- Chapters:
- 48/48
- Comments:
- 905
- Kudos:
- 2,999
- Bookmarks:
- 1,897
- Hits:
- 223,797
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
21 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
Series
- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 195,969
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 7,554
- Kudos:
- 32,334
- Bookmarks:
- 12,789
- Hits:
- 1,987,106
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
18 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Seven years into the war Hermione and Ginny are tired of being treated like crap after one too many betrayals from Harry and Ron, they decide to join the Death Eaters, changing the rules and the game in the process.
Series
- Part 1 of Apostasy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146,747
- Chapters:
- 53/53
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 2,311
- Kudos:
- 10,389
- Bookmarks:
- 5,381
- Hits:
- 574,661
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
15 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
Series
- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 728,096
- Chapters:
- 108/108
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 7,510
- Kudos:
- 12,829
- Bookmarks:
- 7,172
- Hits:
- 1,489,095
Bookmarked by ThreadedArmadillo
15 Jul 2026