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Harry's lonely in the aftermath of his divorce. Except for the weekends that he has the kids, Harry's cooking gourmet meals for one in his big, empty farmhouse, with only his seven cats for company.
Until, that is, Harry finds Al and Lily playing with Scorpius Malfoy in the front yard, and learns that Draco Malfoy is his closest wizarding neighbor. Oh, and also, Harry's favorite cat is stolen (multiple times!) by someone who had the audacity to put a sparkly pink collar on her, with a nametag that reads "Plumeria Seraphin Snugglybug". These things (Malfoy and the cat-snatching) may or may not be related.
Featuring: a cat-loving Harry who loves to cook, has playdates with Pansy Parkinson, and tends to rap when he's wasted, and good-dad Draco Malfoy who's still a prat, albeit an irritatingly attractive and charming one.
Also featuring: a slew of adorable children, a stolen cat named Stormy, copious amounts of sexual tension, divorce betting pools, amoral yet charismatic Slytherins, peeping-tom Harry, foot massages given while under the influence, Harry's first time with a bloke, and did I mention cats?
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26 Jul 2026
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After the war, the Malfoys escaped Azkaban by the thinnest margins: Narcissa’s lie in the Forbidden Forest, Lucius’s cooperation with the Ministry, and Draco’s youth all became evidence in their favor.
Years later, Draco Malfoy lives quietly, far from the public eye and even farther from forgiveness. He has no need for work, no desire for redemption speeches, and no interest in helping the Ministry that once put his family on trial. He spends his days buried in alchemical scrolls, cursed artifacts, and old magic no respectable wizard wants to understand.
Then former Death Eaters begin dying.
No wounds. No wand signatures. No killers.
Only silver scars beneath the skin, the unmistakable mark of Unbreakable Vows turned lethal.
As Head Auror, Harry Potter is forced to bring in the one person who might understand the magic behind the murders.
But as the bodies pile up and sealed records begin to vanish, Harry realizes the Ministry has been keeping more than evidence locked away.
And Draco Malfoy, for all his silence, may know far more than he is able to say.
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26 Jul 2026
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What to Expect When You're Exceptional by CopperCatbird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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“You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.
“Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”
Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.
“No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”
“Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”
Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.
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19 May 2026
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i don’t give a damn about my reputation by stillwpjmin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 May 2026
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Jimin continued glaring at the folder in his lap like it might spontaneously combust if he stared hard enough. Unfortunately, it remained very real. Several pages had already slipped loose from the side, revealing bullet points about Jeongguk’s education, public appearances, charitable foundations, favorite foods, and—disturbingly—childhood nicknames.
Why did he need to know any of this?
"Absolutely not," Jimin muttered, flipping one page with visible disgust. "Why do I need to know what coffee he drinks?"
"So you don’t look awkward when reporters ask personal questions," Yunjin explained carefully.
"I do know personal things about him."
The Queen looked up mildly. "Name one."
Jimin opened his mouth. Paused. Then frowned. "…he’s annoying."
"That is not a personal detail."
"It should be."
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A Red, White, and Royal Blue inspired Jikook fic
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18 May 2026
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Seokjin is twenty-three and living his best life. He doesn’t want to deal with negative bullshit like his uptight neighbour’s unsolicited comments on how he’s actually a hot mess. Namjoon, meanwhile, is thirty-nine, stressed trying to get tenure, and does not want to listen to his twink-neighbour’s sex parties.
Too bad they’re desperate to fuck each other.
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30 Apr 2026