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    “A request specifically for you,” JJ mused. “That’s a first.”

    Hayden squinted at the screen. “Rozanov. Is that the guy from last week? The one you said was an asshole?” 

    Under his desk, where his friends couldn’t see him, Shane’s fingers began drumming an uneven rhythm on his leg.

    “Yeah,” he admitted. “But why would he request me specifically? All I did was restart his Slack.”

    Or: IT Specialist Shane Hollander just wants to do his job. Business Consultant Ilya Rozanov just wants to do Shane Hollander.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    Despite the *obvious* interest on both their parts (standing naked under a shower makes it hard to hide certain feelings) Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov don’t hook up after the CCM shoot. A few years later, when they’re both Captains of their respective teams, Ilya comes out as bisexual. Shane immediately makes his move to lock down the boy he’s had a crush on all this time, before it’s too late. After a surprise at a post-game press conference and a challenge from the Raiders, Shane has to convince Ilya he is serious about having a real relationship in front of professional hockey and the entire internet. Will it work? There’s only one way to find out!

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    07 Sep 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Also posted on Twitter and Tumblr.]

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    03 Sep 2026

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    Later, Shane would blame the sauna’s heat for what happened next. It was the heat that forced his hand, made him open his towel and expose his dripping cock to the dry air.

    Rozanov sucked in a sharp breath. “Hollander,” he said quietly. “Hollander, I am going to leave now—”

    “Please.” It was out of Shane’s mouth before he could stop it. “Please…sir.”

    Newly eighteen-year-old MLH prospect Shane Hollander is on vacation with his parents in Bermuda when he meets twenty-nine-year-old Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders. Watching Rozanov apply tanning oil breaks something in Shane’s brain. And when Shane Hollander sets his mind to an impossible task, he usually gets what he wants.

    But when Shane gets drafted to the Raiders, what started as a vacation hookup becomes much more complicated. Ilya is determined to stay away. Shane won't take no for an answer. Fellow rookie Luca Haas has a plan to get them back together.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    "We have newest member of the team with us today, as you all have seen.”

    Shane glanced up again, watching as the captain gestured vaguely toward Shane without looking at him. “Shane Hollander.” The name came out of his mouth like it was laced with poison.

    Shane became very aware of many eyes turning to him now. He felt a few claps on the back and tried to force a tight smile. But his eyes wandered back up to Ilya Rozanov, who was looking at him with so much quiet contempt, that Shane started to understand the phrase ‘if looks could kill.’
     

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    OR: Ilya spirals into a deep depression when Shane breaks things off with him definitively after a horrifying run in with their feelings (and tuna melts).

    They go no contact for close to a year until Shane is unexpectedly traded to Boston the following season.

    Shane finds his new captain is a version of Ilya he's never seen before: dark, icy, and distant.

    But their newfound proximity mixed with old feelings creates a complicated dynamic that they can't ignore forever.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    No smut but good agnst