TouchOfHoney
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Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss –
He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.
“I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.
Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.
Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.
(Or: In which Derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns.)
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That time Stiles and Scott "competed" for Allison's love on a reality TV show by otter
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
13 Nov 2013
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The thing is, Stiles has no interest whatsoever in going on a TV dating show. Deep down, in his heart of hearts -- and publicly, to anyone who is foolish enough to bring up the topic -- Stiles thinks it's kind of pathetic. Because it's all fake, for starters, like all "reality" TV is fake, but also he thinks the people who go on those shows are more interested in attention than love, so what's the point? It's like narcissistic masturbation with some television exhibitionism thrown in for good measure. And letting the entire nation -- nay, the world -- mock your lack of pick-up prowess? Noooo thank you.
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Derek just gave him a look before turning back to Erica when she called out that she was ready. She had her back to the crowd of women, standing on a chair while Boyd held her waist. She did two practice throws without releasing the bouquet, and on the third, she let it go. Derek tensed the second he saw her let go, the throw much harder than it should’ve been, likely because Erica had forgotten in her excitement that she was a Werewolf and she had super-strength.
The bouquet shot into the crowd like a canon and Derek heard the sound it made when it slammed straight into someone’s face.
(SNYE - January 14th - Getting Married)
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- Part 14 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Baby, why did your secretary ask me if I was here under duress?”
Peter looks at him, blinks slowly, and then tilts his head to the side before asking, “She what?”
“She asked if you were forcing me to be here,” Stiles says, eyes flicking across the room to where said assistant is standing at the punch bowl. “She wanted to know if you were blackmailing me or threatening me.”
“She thinks you’re here under duress because Peter is such a terrifying bastard there’s no way a human Omega would be with him otherwise.”
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18 Jun 2026
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There is a new resident in apartment 9B, and he and his boyfriend are either serial killers … or just really loud in bed.
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Derek Hale moves into a new apartment building, and his new neighbors try to figure out what to make of him and his frequent visitor, Stiles Stilinski.