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    star-crossed by for sakushazam, oprime

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    15 Nov 2022

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    "I find it hard to believe I’m ever gonna think this is a good idea.”

    “Well, fuck, so do I, but you don’t see me asking you if you’re injecting me with spider sauce or dusting the dash with sex pollen. I’ve got a little more faith than that.”

    Peter shot Deadpool a sideways glance. “Pardon me for making assumptions on this front, but I’d gotten the vague idea you were interested.”

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    Deadpool's done nothing but harass Spider-Man. On socials, behind his back, anything other than to his face - and that's solely because Peter hasn't given him the chance. So when Peter gets roped into joining him on a road trip, he expects to spend the whole thing ignoring an endless stream of crass come-ons.

    Destiny has... other plans.

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    13 Aug 2026

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    i'm a mess by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    25 Apr 2020

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    Peter's own mind seems to be against them at the worst of times. Being non-binary and Spider-Man aren't two things that seem to go well together, and it's getting harder for them to keep it from Wade.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    The Merc with a Beak by

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    01 Aug 2026

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    The things we bring home from war by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    28 Jun 2026

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool have an uneasy truce that allows them to coexist in the same city despite their differences. Then Peter accidentally brings Deadpool home, one shiny piece at a time.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    Two Idiots and a Baby by

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    21 Aug 2022

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    Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.

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    28 Jul 2026