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    The first time it happens, Miguel thinks it’s a fluke. A joke. Just a one time thing.

    Because the thing is, Peter B. Parker loves to joke around. He loves to push buttons, to test boundaries, to get on Miguel’s nerves.

    So when he comes into Miguel’s office with Mayday on his chest, swings up to his platform, and shoots a hammock-shaped web between two pillars, Miguel thinks he’s just messing with him.

    or,

    Peter comes into Miguel's office and makes a hammock, and then never really stops. Things go from there.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Nearly two years after they saved the world and defeated Thanos, Clint is a walking shell of himself, though he puts on a brave front for his family.

    Six months after Spiderman dies—a mute, homeless teenager appears in the woods around the Barton farmstead.

    This is the story of how they resurrect each other.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    “That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
    “It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
    “Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
    “Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
    Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
    “But?”
    “Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
    “A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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    Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?

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    29 Aug 2026

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    “So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.”

    The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .”

    “Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?”

    OR: The first time Natasha meets Stark's kid, it's three in the morning; spiders don't sleep, after all. Natasha is used to being the only spider.

    The wonderful podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41382891, done by the magnificent Lemon_Avocado.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Here’s the thing about humor. It’s not necessarily that one generation is any funnier than another, it’s just that high school kids are perpetually the funniest people alive. Something about being in a pressure cooker of an environment with a bunch of other people whose bodies are changing in new unpredictable ways whilst having very little say in how their lives go creates humor. Gasp of shock, right?

    So basically what Peter’s trying to say is that he’s fucking hilarious.

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