Tsumuu
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“So, let me see if I understood this correctly,” Hajime says, slow and careful like he’s still waiting for some kind of punchline. “You want me to help Oikawa Tooru, a guy I barely know, because your boyfriend owes him a favor?”
“And you owe me a favor,” Hanamaki adds helpfully.
“That doesn’t even make any sense!”
“Sure it does.” Hanamaki’s smile widens. “Issei and I are practically the same person by now, anyway, so whatever favor you owe me, you also owe him. And by repaying me, you are repaying him, and in turn he is repaying Oikawa. Think of it as, like, the transitive property of equality. A equals B equals C. A equals C.”
“I know what the transitive property of equality is,” Hajime snaps.
[in which iwaizumi pretends to be oikawa's boyfriend.]
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17 Aug 2026
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Hajime has no idea how this situation is even possible, but he’s one hundred percent certain that it’s all Oikawa’s fault.
Oikawa blames the aliens.
The Iwaoi body swap fic that this fandom needs, if not the one it deserves.
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Tsukishima buys a body pillow, and calls it Tadashi. Kuroo has an absolute field day with this information.
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(10:14) You play volleyball?
(10:14) yes ???
(10:14) i’m literally in the top 3 aces in the entire nation
(10:14) you met me yesterday
(10:15) Oh
(10:15) Nope sorry, nothing comes to mind
(10:16) Lmao
(10:16) You’re hot though, wanna make out?
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A fic I made where SakuAtsu meet, they're immediately attracted to one another, they text, fall in love etc etc.- Language:
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15 Aug 2026
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When he finally finds the phone and closes his fingers around it, Oikawa screams so loud that Kuroo tries to straighten up on reflex, knocking his head against the bottom of the table and swearing in pain. He thanks every deity known to man that Kenma is a heavy sleeper as he finally presses pause on the video, slumping onto the ground and rubbing at the growing knot on his head.
It gives him time to think about the fact that Oikawa Tooru just sent him a fucking sex tape.
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