Turtle_L0ver
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No I’m not alone (your here with me) by Turtle_L0ver
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
03 Feb 2026
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My first fic ever and it’s palegun smut….what did I expect.
Wrote this on the toilet like a few days ago, please give it a chance.
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John watched the farmer, now flanked by two other men, string up a noose, and throw it over a branch of the oak.
No more questions, then.
He had a good couple of years, he supposed. Didn’t think he’d make it too long anyway, but at least he could be John, just for a little bit. Even if it was scary and cold and hungry, at least he was free.
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John's experiences as a half-feral deeply traumatised trans boy getting adopted by a gang of outlaws.
Bookmarked by Turtle_L0ver
26 Aug 2026
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Really good. I know logically why I yearn to be a cowboy and run away from here, but it's still nice to see a life I can't have.
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No No, Do Puppet Show by Cassandwiches
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Aug 2026
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First off, my wife is an absolute freak and this was made for her... if you are my cousin or sister (you know who you are) this fic is strictly forbidden 🚫 you didn't see this... DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT.
Summary: Rocky wants to learn about human reproduction, Grace teaches him.
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Bookmarked by Turtle_L0ver
17 Aug 2026
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Twas good (CRAZY). Hailmary
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Let it Happen (It's Gonna Feel so Good) by redrobin_YUM
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
20 Jul 2026
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Tom Ryder⭐️
HELP
CALL ME
NOW
Read 1:17PM????
Read 1:17PMPLEASE
SOS
Read 1:17PMTom’s very lucky he happens to be on his lunch break. Ryland calls him. “H—”
“Babe!” Tom sounds overly-cheerful. “I was wondering when you’d find the time to call me!"
Or: Ryland Grace and Tom Ryder become friends. Just friends. No, seriously.
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14 Aug 2026
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Is great actually,made me think about my life tho but that's just show biz baby. Hailmary
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Hey, Sweetheart. You're Awfully Quiet. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.
Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.
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Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to secretly test run one on himself to figure out how to eventually put it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.
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Bookmarked by Turtle_L0ver
12 Aug 2026
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Accidentally discovering your species could use themselves as vibrators. Hailmary
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“Always so leaky,” I tease him, good-naturedly, and he lets out a wet chuckle. His smile remains after it; I could spend my entire life cataloguing the minuscule differences in all of his smiles, and what those differences mean, and it wouldn’t be long enough to discover all of them.
I used to find the expression unsettling, the way he bared his teeth at me— The knowledge that I used to do such a thing sits in the back of my mind like an ancient relic. I cannot understand why I ever felt that way. I just know I did.
“It looks great, buddy,” he says, his voice a soft, wavering thing. Much like in my imagination once more, he bends down on his knees. “Come here.”
I don’t need a second invitation.
I throw myself in his arms with as much enthusiasm as I dare to use without risking hurting him. I’m fully aware of how much heavier and stronger than him I am. How easy it would be, for me, to shred through his soft, defenseless body as if he is no more than a feeble little prey.
I do not. I never will. I’m always careful, and always will be. I already hurt him once, I can see the sign of it on his arm, like a brand, and one time is already more than I am willing to accept.
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12 Aug 2026
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Uhhh yeah crazy. Hailmary