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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    “I’m….going to Earth.”
    The sound of a mug shattering in Grace’s kitchen made Simon grimace from where he sat on the living room couch, staring down at his clasped hands. One of his legs gyrated beneath him, bouncing anxiously--a nervous tic he’d developed from spending time with Grace. His gut felt like it was eating itself alive.
    After a short beat of silence, Grace peeked his head around the kitchen entrance, his face paler than Simon had ever seen it.
    “....Come again?”

     

    Simon is terrified to love, and be loved. He can't bring himself to accept his new reality, thinking it too good to be true. Surely the Eridians actually want to kidnap him and dissect him. Surely this isn't actually a home, but a glorified zoo enclosure/prison cell. Surely the other shoe will drop soon.
    It doesn't, and Simon doesn't know how to deal with that.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    First of all, I love the narrative arc and character growth. It's a unique premise really well executed. Secondly, hot hot hot!! Very kinky, mind the tags. But if you're intrigued, trust me you'll enjoy it ;)

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    The Blood Eel only knows pain and isolation in its world. Others have come searching for answers, only to learn in the end that death is the only one that matters. But then it meets Simon. As it unmakes him it catches a glimpse of something its never seen before, Happiness. It wants to learn about it, yet Simon doesn't know it. It goes to throw him away, but then he utters a prayer.

    Hail Mary, full of Grace

    The Blood Eel searches the cosmos and comes across The Hail Mary, occupied by Ryland Grace, and it decides this is what Simon was asking for. So it obliges.

    What follows is the story of two lost souls coming together in a cosmic event, learning together to live, to love, to be happy. All while The Blood Eel looks on, insuring it continues to learn, one way or another.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    A bit slow in the beginning (though very comfy), but WOW the plot picks up as you keep reading and is just so good. I love the blended universes and their take on Eden and Simon's history. Lots of added character depth and richness of story. Like Rocky Adrian I love love loved this!

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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

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    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Total crack ship, but this story has sold it to me. There really are some interesting commonalities between these two characters and their circumstances. And it's all just so sweet and wholesome like snuggling in a plush soft blanket. I also love scifi, and astronomy is a serious hobby of mine. Astrophage reminds me a little of dark matter. Something existing throughout the universe, but unseen. Luckily dark matter is not actively trying to kill our sun lol. Seriously though, the theoretical science in this really wowed me.

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    "Well," says Patroclus. Finally. "Hello there, traveler. Come to peruse my wares?"
    The wares in question make another funny choked sound low in his throat, tucked neatly in Patroclus' lap. He's just about incoherent, what with the miniscule movements Patroclus is grinding into him with, but he manages a gasped out, "Achilles," which Patroclus thinks is as fine a greeting as any. Achilles drops to his knees, looking slightly spellbound. His mouth is hanging open. Patroclus would close it for him, if he were closer.
    Struck dumb, Achilles says faintly, "Zagreus?"

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    24 May 2026

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    Possibly the hottest smut I’ve read in this fandom WOW I need a fan and some ice cold water. Patroclus is diabolical in the best way.

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    “S’okay,” Bucky murmurs quietly, and Steve sucks in a sharp breath at the brush of Bucky’s lips against his ear, his breath hot against the side of Steve’s neck. There’s a hint of a grin in Bucky’s voice; amused affection and confidence and something heated beneath it all, a familiar tone from so long ago that makes Steve’s heart clench and his cock twitch helplessly in his jeans.

    “S’okay, Stevie,” he says again, and Steve can feel the curl of Bucky’s lips against his throat when he smiles. His metal thumb is rubbing circles on Steve’s shoulder. “M’gonna take care of you.”
     

    A year and a half after the events of The Winter Soldier, Steve's been acting recklessly. Bucky deals with it as best he can.

    [This fic presents a self-contained story that can easily be read separately from the rest of the series.]

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    31 Oct 2025

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    One of my all-time faves for this pairing. So intense and sexy and emotional and raw. Is it stuffy in this room or is it just me? 🥵