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    "Holy shit," Shane manages, like this is a lot, like he hasn't just finished telling Ilya his fantasy of getting railed by twenty-three guys in a row. Ilya didn't ask how long he's been refining that particular fantasy. How many times he's lain in bed, desperately stroking himself while he imagines one dick in his mouth and another in his ass. Judging by the level of detail, it’s been a lot.

    Shane describes his locker room gangbang fantasy to Ilya. They fuck about it.

    Part porno, part lovemaking, and a spoonful of tooth-rotting fluff for dessert.

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    Shane Hollander is a UFA on July 1, 2019 at 12pm Eastern. An Unrestricted Free Agent, or UFA for short, is a player of a certain tenure whose contract has ended and can sign with any team of their choosing. If it were anyone else, a player walking to his UFA day would strike fear into the fans and managers hearts. They could lose a player for nothing.

    On the morning of July 1, 2019, with Shane Hollander set to test free agency, the Montreal Metros and their fanbase aren't worried. It's well documented that Shane Hollander has always held out for the best deal, and being a free agent is his leverage. Everyone knows that he’ll sign another deal with the Metros.

    But maybe everyone is wrong.

    (Alternatively: the one where Shane Hollander finds out ahead of schedule that Ilya Rozanov is lonely.)

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    Scott doesn’t think he wants to be in some secret gay group chat with Hollander and Rozanov, but honestly, it would be kind of nice to speak to guys who got it, like really got it—the pressure to excel, the claustrophobia of locker room culture, the unending scrutiny of the press.

    Or, Scott clocks Hollanov at the 2017 All-Stars Weekend, just like he did in 2011, and this time he tries reaching out to connect with Shane.

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    “So you had your favorites, yes? Pyatt, Kane,” Ilya probes, pressing firm, strong fingers into Shane’s muscles. Shane feels a smile growing. “Crossby? Had to be, of course,” Ilya says matter-of-factly, and that gets an eyeroll out of Shane. “Little Shane liked his hockey men hot. Jerked off, imagining…” Ilya trails off, looking for something on his face. Jerking off? To hockey posters? Well. Shane sort of knew people did that. Masturbating to posters of hot people, that is, maybe not exactly hockey players. He’d heard about it plenty, at least – musicians, movie stars. But Ilya thinks Shane did it, too. So Shane thinks. He really thinks about it, suddenly.

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    Ilya asks, and Shane is very honest. sugar coma levels of a whole lot of nothing but pure domestic fluff based on a tumblr post.

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