UselessMateria
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- Final Fantasy VIII (33)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (1)
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Skylan Trepe sees something on his mother’s phone he really wishes he hadn’t.
Takes place 20 years postgame.
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Remix prequel to i want to by starstarstar.
Seifer has spent decades hating himself for taking things that aren't his to want. Then Quistis Trepe comes along and very inconveniently wants him back.
Or, they both pretend that her taking an injured bat home in a shoebox is the weirdest part of this whole situation.
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They've spent years learning how to heal. But sometimes things that break don't ever go back together.
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Lady Quistis and her husband spend some time together after a long absence—and disagree about a poem.
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- Part 4 of Restraint
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Quistis' friends tell her the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. And Seifer does come highly recommended...
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Knight!Seifer and Lady!Quistis all inspired by the DRABBLE prompt Restrained. See how well that did for me, 41,000 words later.
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- 44,161
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- 5
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Drabble prompt responses for the Seiftis Forever Discord
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- 8,652
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- 8
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Just stories in the universe where Seifer and Quistis get married post game and have a daughter (named Anseline). These take place all over the time spectrum of that.
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Sometimes tensions run high and once the game starts, its hard to stop.
Or, four times Tashigi and Smoker almost fuck and one time they do.
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29 Jun 2026
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Back when the whole “pirate crew” thing was still new to him, Zoro would go up to the crow's nest to get some rest from the constant company. He’s been alone too long, it was hard to get used to being surrounded by loud, opinionated, enthusiastic people all the time, who laugh, and scream, and bicker, and cry, and care, and - somehow - make him do all those things too.
Now that there’s Robin, though, the crow’s nest has a whole new appeal to him.
What started as a couple drunken kisses has gradually shifted into trying (and failing) to hide the suspicious looking marks from the rest of the crew, and then, without warning, Zoro is finding himself paying for Robin’s drinks and stressing over picking out the flowers she will like at the market. Just like a pathetic loser.
It is essential, he learns. To be a bit of a pathetic loser, if you want to make your woman happy.
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- Part 16 of Kinktober 2025
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28 Apr 2026
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The first time she met Smoker, she could tell he was unimpressed with her.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,672
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 137
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28 Apr 2026
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As far as Rinoa is concerned, Quistis and Seifer have potential to be each other's soul mates. Unfortunately, both of them would blatantly disagree. So she does what any self-respecting match-maker would do.
She sets them up anonymously via blind text date, of course.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,540
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 102
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- 49
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- 6
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- 1,044
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18 Apr 2026
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Adapting to life in the outside world ain’t easy… not when all you’ve got is a bad temper and an even worse reputation. But when Quistis Trepe takes it upon herself to fix that, not even the Seifer Almasy can stand a chance.
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- English
- Words:
- 33,763
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 55
- Kudos:
- 48
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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- 576
Bookmarked by UselessMateria
16 Jul 2025