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   The Criminal Confuser and Coffee Shop Cryptid (Who Is Peter Parker?) by MerOrMerlin

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   18 Nov 2024

   Tags

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   • Peter Parker & Everyone
   • Gotham City & Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Gotham City Residents
   • Gotham City
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • BAMF Peter Parker
   • Mysterious Peter Parker
   • Genius Peter Parker
   • Concerned Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Coffee Shops
   • Cryptid Peter Parker
   • he has MANY people concerned
   • Worried Batfamily (DCU)
   • Gun Violence
   • Peter Parker-centric
   • Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU)
   • Gotham City-Typical Violence (DCU)
   • Gotham City is Terrible
   • pretty sure thats a given
   • Batman Adoption Papers are at the Ready
   • Peter Parker is So Done
   • One Shot
   • perhaps
   • Mentioned Uncle Ben Parker (Marvel)
   • Teen Peter Parker
   • Chaotic Peter Parker
   • Coffee
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

   Summary

   When one desperate Gotham goon in a Joker mask decides its a brilliant idea to rob a coffee shop at 11PM at night, he expects quick cash and cowering civilian customers. He does not expect to have a stare down with a teenager who refuses to follow the simple command of 'get on the ground.'

   Peter Parker is not typically one to rebel against someone with a firearm in his civvies, but when it comes down to spite and caffeine, he's going to be the one winning the grand prize of pettiest coffee customer.

   OR

   Peter takes on the persona of resident espresso chugging mystery, sacrifices Tim Drake's drink for the greater good, and causes some well-deserved late night chaos.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Cryptid, Coffee and Chaos (Bats and Spiders sold separately)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,132

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